bathroom

I never get tired of saying this: Twilight sucks. There's probably a sizeable market of like-minded people out there who would be interested in an edition of Twilight where the story is printed on pages that are actually soft enough to use as toilet paper. Business idea!

~Office Lackey Jack

From the charming men and women of the US Air Force.

Is that... is that really where the waste goes? Through the tube? Have I been misusing toilet paper all this time?

~OLJ

Or I could just stand there with my arms extended for half an hour until my hands drip-dry. Beats workin'.

~OLJ

I'm not the least bit ashamed!