bathroom

Shakes and dries so you don't have to.

Want a larger version so you can read the smaller print on the sign? So do I. *sadface

And, you know, we figured since you're in here all the time anyway, we'd just make it easier on you.

I don't know, the toilet roll kinda hurts too. The cardboard tube is way too scratchy.

~Office Lackey Jack

Or else I'll slide my fist up under your face!

Well now I can't pee at all.