bathroom

As if the word weren't universally silly already, they underlined it. An easy, subtle way to spruce up what is essentially another dick joke.

"How did you get in there?"

"I am not a clever man."

Or I could just stand there with my arms extended for half an hour until my hands drip-dry. Beats workin'.

~OLJ

Or else I'll slide my fist up under your face!

This wasn't in my job description!

So that's where Saddam hid the WMDs! #wornoutpoliticaljokes