bathroom

The Hand-Aerating Launcher 9000 is, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

"Hey there, Bob, I was just on my way to the workshop on avoiding references to sex positions and... say, you drop something?"

"Nope, just relieving some gastric pressure."

"Roger that. I'll see you at lunch."

I don't know, the toilet roll kinda hurts too. The cardboard tube is way too scratchy.

~Office Lackey Jack

Perfectly understandable. The toilet paper is well-bred and -mannered and therefore has poise. It's very rude to wipe your ass with something so elegant.

~OLJ