They're comparing sizes. They had to throw your measurements out because it skewed the median range. BECAUSE IT WAS SHORT.

dickjokes

~OLJ

The asses who never wash their hands have spoiled that doorknob - and the automagical bathroom - for everyone.

~OLJ

The only way to be more obvious is to hire a burly strongman (or -woman) to tackle you and rub your face with hand sanitizer before you leave the room.