bathroom

2. Implement suggestion as directed
   
   3. Watch as morale improves.
   

It would be even more efficacious if there was a third sign below the second sign with a picture of Two-Face flipping a coin.

If you couple this policy with an employees-must-wear-brooms-on-their-feet policy, you'll save millions on janitorial expenses.

Mercy flushes are a must.

[Insert a thousand lines from a thousand movies where the characters find themselves in this situation. Seriously. Insert it. You can comment, go wild.]

Who needs a toilet paper when you have snake.

From the charming men and women of the US Air Force.