Translation: I found a nice gift in the alley behind our building.

~NSHA

Also known as, "Holy **, Switch Lanes Right Now"

Nooo! Use electrical tape. It conducts the current better.

~NSHA

Yes, that is tinfoil. No, I don't know why. But I'm sure it sounds lovely when it rains.

~NSHA

You know, the outside kind. With food, beer and no electricity. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Because when you want to save money and cut corners, it's when the health of your child is on the line.

~NSHA

There's no helping hand like a your own 1-ton hand.

~NSHA

Done fixed the handle on the flea market wagon!