wtf

My plan to lift of the skirt of the babysitter was foiled by its stupidity.

~Not-So-Handy Creepy-Andy

Honestly, it tastes a bit ashy.

~NSHA

This isn't the first time it's been used for bathing.

~NSHA

I have absolutely no idea what process engineering is. But from now on whenever hear that word I'm going to think of this. And so should you.

~NSHA

If there is intelligent life out there and they are watching us, this guy just blew our cover. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"It's a Small World" is perfect for heavy traffic. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I'm afraid if I saw this IRL my brain would go into video game mode and I would just go for it.

~NSHA

Too bad this fort fell out of the tree, that's really going to hinder our progress.

~NSHA

You're just a pre-bridge now. But one day you'll grow up and get the big boy top bunk.

~NSHA

Nothing like a thrilling game of highway joust to liven up your afternoon commute.

~NSHA