wtf

Is this what women's bathrooms look like? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Looks like someone confused the portal gun with the giant suspender gun again.

~NSHA

Bomb? No, that's just a solar powered stopwatch attached to my dashboard. Actually, neither of those make much sense. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

To be fair, Xzibit's crew have never worked on a motorcycle before. And they heard the owner like's carpentry...

~NSHA

They don't understand you like I do.

~NSHA

But give me some more of that Absolut and I can probably come up with a good story. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

We take what's internal and make external. And sideways. And held on with tape. Don't complain, we take your HMO.

~NSHA

And barrel rolls give you extra points, ie: hospital fees. ~Not-So-Handy Andy