wtf

They don't understand you like I do.

~NSHA

No way! They need to get to Cumbaya and sing campfire songs ASAP!

~NSHA

The San Francisco Rickshaw until the sole owner and operator was asked to drive up Lombard for the 14th time that day. Let's just say things didn't end well for the passenger. ~NSHA

It's just my twin brother. We've been pretty close for a while.

~NSHA

Fact: the majority of bike thieves are male. Fact: a male would be very uncomfortable on this seat.

~NSHA

Don't make a joke about hot buns, don't make a joke about hot buns....

This rider must have some pretty HOT BUNS.

Dammit.

~NSHA

Not wearing a helmet: always a great plan! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I don't know if this makes me want to cook on a wood stove or don some shining armor and head to the nearest copse.

~NSHA

I'm afraid if I saw this IRL my brain would go into video game mode and I would just go for it.

~NSHA

Caron Rotisseries, a company that must have been founded by Q in his retirement, recently released its newest product; a portable rotisserie grill. Perfect for a day at the beach, an EXTREMELY nonchalant office, or if you feel like walking around looking like a professional assassin.

It comes with a removal charcoal pan for grilling and the rotating skewers can be powered by A/C adapter or lithium battery. No word on how much this barbecue beast weighs but at a cost of $719, you're sure to be the only one on the block with one.

Hate getting very little exercise but smelling horse farts? Then this is the vehicle for you!

~NSHA