laptop

And nothing drives frustration like a bored child on their way to a weekend at the grandparents.

~NSHA

"Dude, check this s* out!" "Hang on, let me get the magnifying glass."

not to mention using a track pad instead of a mouse. Yuck.

~NSHA

Are all the cool kids still making fun of Macs? Because I sure am. ~NSHA

Computer battery broken? No problem! Just weld on a 12V boat battery. 70 pounds is a bit much for a "portable computer," but it's better than no computer at all!

What mad genius concocted this, you ask?

We may never know. Only the databases at Ebay know.

A call to legs, whatever! Let's get on it!

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Much better than a back(flesh)light.

~NSHA

Or, "The Laptop That Wanted to be a Tablet."