funny

Conan would be really good at this.

A rough translation: to call the elevator, connect those two wires (just 12V, not dangerous). Elevator service. P.S.: will be fixed soon. P.P.S: please don't break off the wires.

According to submitter Locspocs TM, this lamppost is located in Hungary in an ex-Pioneer facility; the leisure park apparently lacked maintenance during the last few decades.

So an unlicensed Australian dude was pulled over for driving erratically on two blown-out tires. The cops then discovered that he was steering with a pair of pliers, oh yeah, and he was on meth. Kludge responsibly, my friends.

User Cog's workstation includes extensive use of magnets, zip-ties and 3M VHB tape.