If it were my job to run around in a Barney costume and hug little kids all day, I would want nothing less than an industrial sized air conditioner.
"My dad helped me fix the fan on my 'new' graphics card, but the only way to fasten it was with some thread."
You know wire is a thing, right?
It's much better than that grill that made every one so sleepy they went to bed on the floor.
Going broke to buy a ultra-high-end gaming PC and not having any money left to cool it properly? Worth it.
From the submitter: "Because if you don't live life on the edge, you take up too much space!"
That is the most strangely profound thing I've heard in a while. Think about it!
Not seen: a group of 12 men blowing their darnedest into the duct.
Every fixer in the rest of the USA (only 70 in Seattle suckers!) should shut down their computer, take it apart and try this. It's the only way to stay cool. The ONLY way.
If you're not a fan of metal, then test your mettle with wood!
About 20 percent cooling, and 80 percent extensive, I'd wager.