fan

You might want an extension cord for that, guy.

~NSHA

My first thought when I saw this was "where are they going to keep the beer?" Then I remembered, "oh right! They're in college, they don't have alcohol standards! Silly me!"

It keeps the kids cool and drowns out their incessant noise.

Not seen: a group of 12 men blowing their darnedest into the duct.

~NSHA

The fan, unlike the totem, will stop spinning eventually.

~NSHA

Alas the family arrived home too late, with the bubbling plastic mass the only reminder of the box fan's short life.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Well hey, it's great for rooms less than one square foot! Those exist... right?

Redneck space heater

My plan to lift of the skirt of the babysitter was foiled by its stupidity.

~Not-So-Handy Creepy-Andy