From the submitter: "Because if you don't live life on the edge, you take up too much space!"
That is the most strangely profound thing I've heard in a while. Think about it!
Maybe, just maybe, it's on the wrong side.
For those of you who might be a little bit confused, a GPU heat sink is supposed to look a little something like this. The one pictured is about as useful as a fan with no blade!
"My dad helped me fix the fan on my 'new' graphics card, but the only way to fasten it was with some thread."
You know wire is a thing, right?
Alas the family arrived home too late, with the bubbling plastic mass the only reminder of the box fan's short life.