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And hello to ugly-as-sin, immobile ones! ~NSHA

My plan to lift of the skirt of the babysitter was foiled by its stupidity.

~Not-So-Handy Creepy-Andy

You can take a man out of the college dorm room, but you can't take the college dorm room out of the man.

I usually apologize for my horrible puns, but not this time. Because Arrested Development.

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Alas the family arrived home too late, with the bubbling plastic mass the only reminder of the box fan's short life.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

The ziplock seal keeps my vegetables fresh!

It's also a way to start a great dust collection on your motherboard. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Once upon a time this fan lost it's rear motor housing, exposing its dangerous electrical intimmers. My dad promised me he would fix it, and he sure did!

Well hey, it's great for rooms less than one square foot! Those exist... right?

"Some say rust and electronics don't go together. Some say you must properly ground old electronics. I say that having a ungrounded, old, rusty 1300 RPM propeller near my head is better than being hot!"

Better you than me, buddy!

It's much better than that grill that made every one so sleepy they went to bed on the floor.

~Not-So-Handy Andy