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I'm never trusting a 4th grader with re-upholstery again.

~NSHA

Although, your friends will never believe the old "but my only suitcase is the foundation of my house" excuse. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Little do they know, tunnels are much more effective when they are a) underground and b) not transparent. Good first attempt, kitties, but better luck next time.

~NSHA

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In a pinch, baling twine makes a decent shoelace... And a bold fashion statement.

Then I should at least put on my hobo gloves. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This one can almost go a whole day without recharging!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

With those speakers it probably sounds better when the sink is on. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The hardware/automotive store confusion strikes again.

~NSHA

More frustrating than this: raking your leaves with a pitchfork. ~NSHA

Bomb? No, that's just a solar powered stopwatch attached to my dashboard. Actually, neither of those make much sense. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And I labeled it and everything! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And gets slightly better mileage. ~NSHA

Noooo, that's not how you fix your lenses with a glowstick! All you have to do is squeeze the liquid directly into your eyes. Bam. X-ray vision.

~NSHA