dual use

I know I had to give up on my dream of fixing ATVs to become a lowly neurosurgeon, but that doesn't mean I can't force my son to lead the life that I wanted.

~NSHA

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

This fix should tie me over for a little bit. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Perfect if you like your processed cheese lasagna black on the bottom and frozen on top!

~NSHA

I probably shouldn't have broken one mirror to fix the other. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Christmas pro tip: The smaller your tree is, the bigger the presents look.

~NSHA

The fan, unlike the totem, will stop spinning eventually.

~NSHA

Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

And his father was created in a lab. But he doesn't know that. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This looked a whole lot worse that he thought it did the next morning. ~NSHA

While this is quite effective, the cinder-block ball is not very helpful.

~NSHA

Clearly, someone couldn't find their koozie.

~NSHA