dual use

Driving around a flea market in a rascal wasn't giving you enough odd looks, eh? Good thing it broke down so you had an excuse to tow around a generator and ensure never-ending mockery.

~NSHA

It's a great budget option, unless you're leaking for comfort. Or functionality.

~NSHA

Flick lighter to activate seat warmer. ~NSHA

I heard it works four times as fast in a 4x4.

~NSHA

In the barren wasteland of 2040s Midwestern America, survivors try to scrape together lives. And sometimes they make crappy mailboxes.

~NSHA

You guys want to hang out on the stairs again? There's plenty of seating!

¬NSHA

With the sudden realization that sun roofs are no longer hip, Kyle took to the streets and grabbed the first thing he could to cover it up.

~NSHA

It also saves the mosquitoes.

~NSHA

They had to compromise.

Seriously. My neck hurts and it's still cold. Call the damn window guy.

~NSHA

The house had free switches just hanging off the walls! ~NSHA

THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!

~NSHA

Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.

~NSHA