dual use

And who says there's a recycling problem with plastic bottles? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

There's no laws about spaghetti and driving!

~NSHA

I heard it works four times as fast in a 4x4.

~NSHA

While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.

~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy

But it guarantees you'll be ready for the new iPad the second it comes out.

~NSHA

"Your sauce will mix with ours, and we'll make nice goulash, baby!" ~Not-So-Handy Andy (possibly Jack Black)

Spinners might be a better option. His hands must be getting... tired.

~NSHA

The handlebars may be sideways, but that just improves the adventure. ~NSHA