dual use

Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.

~NSHA

The spring is the icing on this kludge cake. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Seeing how every single piece of this is junk, does it really qualify as a kludge?

~NSHA

Don't catch fish, just give them tetanus. ~NSHA

I blame Ikea. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.

~NSHA

This is more of a revelation than that one time I saw Buddha in my quesadilla.

~NSHA