That awkward moment when his wife walks in and the cow leg is stuck halfway in the grinder.
Good idea, keep the old broken one nearby to motivate the new guy.
Clearly, this is not the automotive repair section.
Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA
Christmas pro tip: The smaller your tree is, the bigger the presents look.
Garage band, you're doing it right. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
If it's not a Ticonderoga #2, you shouldn't be writing with it anyway.