dual use

This car is furrocious. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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~NSHA

Every time it rains you'll make some new friends. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And instead of standard balls, you use the leftovers from that case of whoppers you spilled in October. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Motel room lacked a toaster for DIY breakfasts, but it did have two electric heaters...

Because if it is, I want to start joining my (imaginary) girlfriend. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Not quite earthquake-safe, but it should hold up during a light breeze.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Nailed it.

I just found it on this other thing that some tubing was wrapped around. ~NSHA