dual use

For a few cents more you could buy the fancier, more complex version. It's a little crazy though.

~NSHA

But give me some more of that Absolut and I can probably come up with a good story. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

Don't worry, the only things that can get through those are liquids and fire. You'll be FINE.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

I had a newborn calf break a leg after getting hung up in a ravine. The vet told me how to splint the leg with PVC pipe and duct tape.

And gets slightly better mileage. ~NSHA

Oh man, this is great! It's perfect for... seeing texts the second they come in? Showing off your cell phone? Watching videos in a horrid orientation? Wait a minute, why is this useful again?

~NSHA

The hardware/automotive store confusion strikes again.

~NSHA

We ask all passengers with boo-boos and owies to please contribute to the structural integrity of our plane.

~NSHA

I will never call my computer case obsolete again. ~Not-So-Handy Andy