dual use

Who knew flavored water was flammable? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

There's no laws about spaghetti and driving!

~NSHA

Don't worry, the only things that can get through those are liquids and fire. You'll be FINE.

~NSHA

Thank god that chair is built for Mississippi school standards.

~NSHA

And gets slightly better mileage. ~NSHA

Oh, did you think we were going to eat it? Haven't you heard, wasting food is the manliest game! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I'm pretty sure any other utensil facing other direction would be more effective than this. ~NSHA

You know, to clear all the shoobies off of the beach.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Fleeting happiness when you pop a bubble or irreparable ankle damage?

Fleeting happiness.

~NSHA