With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!
But it guarantees you'll be ready for the new iPad the second it comes out.
Seriously. My neck hurts and it's still cold. Call the damn window guy.
Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.
From The Submitter:
Finally found a good use for the free shower cap! Now I can take a shower longer than 12 minutes and not be left in the dark.
"It's the car or me" debate found a nice compromise.