Driving around a flea market in a rascal wasn't giving you enough odd looks, eh? Good thing it broke down so you had an excuse to tow around a generator and ensure never-ending mockery.
It's a great budget option, unless you're leaking for comfort. Or functionality.
Flick lighter to activate seat warmer. ~NSHA
I heard it works four times as fast in a 4x4.
In the barren wasteland of 2040s Midwestern America, survivors try to scrape together lives. And sometimes they make crappy mailboxes.
You guys want to hang out on the stairs again? There's plenty of seating!
With the sudden realization that sun roofs are no longer hip, Kyle took to the streets and grabbed the first thing he could to cover it up.
It also saves the mosquitoes.
They had to compromise.
Seriously. My neck hurts and it's still cold. Call the damn window guy.
The house had free switches just hanging off the walls! ~NSHA
THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!
Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.