I know I had to give up on my dream of fixing ATVs to become a lowly neurosurgeon, but that doesn't mean I can't force my son to lead the life that I wanted.
It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA
This fix should tie me over for a little bit. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Perfect if you like your processed cheese lasagna black on the bottom and frozen on top!
I probably shouldn't have broken one mirror to fix the other. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Christmas pro tip: The smaller your tree is, the bigger the presents look.
The fan, unlike the totem, will stop spinning eventually.
Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.
And his father was created in a lab. But he doesn't know that. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
This looked a whole lot worse that he thought it did the next morning. ~NSHA
While this is quite effective, the cinder-block ball is not very helpful.
Clearly, someone couldn't find their koozie.