Even when you accidentally lose a thumb due to your visual obstruction, YOU STILL CAN'T CRY.
If only it had a toilet paper attachment...
That awkward moment when his wife walks in and the cow leg is stuck halfway in the grinder.
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.
OCD in the retirement home can be a serious problem.
Nah, just kidding. You use the middle click to do that. Seriously. Your browsing life will never be the same.
Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me.
You went through all that effort and couldn't even put on a little paint on it? Not even Sharpie?. ~NSHA
From the submitter:
It's actually a clever theft deterrent - it shows thieves you have nothing worth stealing.