It's okay big guy, we're almost there. I know you're tired from the Mad Men marathon earlier but you need your fresh air like the rest of us.
"Your sauce will mix with ours, and we'll make nice goulash, baby!" ~Not-So-Handy Andy (possibly Jack Black)
At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.
Hold on, my report seems a bit jumbled. Let me blow on it and get back to you.
Oh please let it snow this Winter, Old Man Winter. I spent 20 hours welding this and I would like to use it.
Also an effective guard against escaping socks.
Oh man, this is great! It's perfect for... seeing texts the second they come in? Showing off your cell phone? Watching videos in a horrid orientation? Wait a minute, why is this useful again?
Just kidding. I just love a nice pink lemonade after a long #2.
Training for the American Olympic ping pong is off to a poor start. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Dad, I thowt we were goin to McDownalds?
Don't worry kiddo, we are. Just 17 more turn, 4 empty grass bags, a couple hedge trimmings and we're on our way!
And the table top is more stable than anything you can find at their stores.