door

As interested as I am in understanding how and why they installed this, I must know... how does one lose an entire sliding door?

~NSHA

Oh yeah... I used it as a lock in the bathroom.

So I guess it's a locket wrench now.

Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"

I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.

Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

This was the bedroom door in a basement apartment in a house that was for sale.

Need a coat rack but all you have is a buttload of knives? The puukko at its best.