door

"Dry here to open?" So it's some kind of moisture-activated locking mechanism, where dehydration makes said mechanism weigh less and rise, thereby releasing the lock and opening the door?

Unless... oh wait, I see what it says now. Never mind, carry on.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

That's what you call a win-win. Until the first wheelchair uses it and discovers the 60 pound limit.

~NSHA

Someone had better paint on a doorknob in case there's a fire!

Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA