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Open the door, and a new world will dazzle your eyes. Or just show you your closet it's all in your mind's eye.

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By Unknown
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At the very least you're missing some quotation marks. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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By howard weiss
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Also an effective guard against escaping socks.

~NSHA

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Still trying to wrap my head around this one, but I'm thinking the coat hanger/toiler paper roll thing is attached to the locking mechanism, meaning he has to first pull that before swinging the door open. Thoughts?

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By Ben Finney
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"Dry here to open?" So it's some kind of moisture-activated locking mechanism, where dehydration makes said mechanism weigh less and rise, thereby releasing the lock and opening the door?

Unless... oh wait, I see what it says now. Never mind, carry on.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

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By Unknown
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Why don't I just impale myself with a two-by-four and make it easy for you?

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By userrr3
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Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Need a coat rack but all you have is a buttload of knives? The puukko at its best.

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That's right, Prius owners: if you were REALLY committed to conserving and helping the environment, you'd get rid of that costly and resource-consuming sheet metal and switch entirely to plastic wrap.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

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