door

Now with 20 percent more door!

Don't worry, it just goes to his bed... room.

~NSHA

There's no way this can go wrong, right?

Why don't I just impale myself with a two-by-four and make it easy for you?

That's right, Prius owners: if you were REALLY committed to conserving and helping the environment, you'd get rid of that costly and resource-consuming sheet metal and switch entirely to plastic wrap.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

When you have this AAA fix!

"Dry here to open?" So it's some kind of moisture-activated locking mechanism, where dehydration makes said mechanism weigh less and rise, thereby releasing the lock and opening the door?

Unless... oh wait, I see what it says now. Never mind, carry on.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

That's whole grain wood too!