door

That's whole grain wood too!

Don't worry, it just goes to his bed... room.

~NSHA

I call this the whale fix: in order for it to fit, you've got to make a blowhole in the door for the air conditioning.

Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

"Dry here to open?" So it's some kind of moisture-activated locking mechanism, where dehydration makes said mechanism weigh less and rise, thereby releasing the lock and opening the door?

Unless... oh wait, I see what it says now. Never mind, carry on.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

This was the bedroom door in a basement apartment in a house that was for sale.