door

Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

In case of emergency, run through wall.

This was the bedroom door in a basement apartment in a house that was for sale.

Still trying to wrap my head around this one, but I'm thinking the coat hanger/toiler paper roll thing is attached to the locking mechanism, meaning he has to first pull that before swinging the door open. Thoughts?

Stage door would fall open, so had to keep it shut and pull it closed after actors went through it.

Or heartstopper?

Also an effective guard against escaping socks.

~NSHA

... and keep the secrets inside!

The boss gets an office. And he's better than you. Just look at how much better his door is. Oh, it's a crappy door? Well YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOOR.

~NSHA