door

Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

The boss gets an office. And he's better than you. Just look at how much better his door is. Oh, it's a crappy door? Well YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOOR.

~NSHA

Someone had better paint on a doorknob in case there's a fire!

Also an effective guard against escaping socks.

~NSHA

Stage door would fall open, so had to keep it shut and pull it closed after actors went through it.