door

The boss gets an office. And he's better than you. Just look at how much better his door is. Oh, it's a crappy door? Well YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOOR.

~NSHA

I call this the whale fix: in order for it to fit, you've got to make a blowhole in the door for the air conditioning.

Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"

I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.

Or as I like to call it: "Bungalow Chic."

...and I did. So what's the problem?

That's whole grain wood too!

Oh yeah... I used it as a lock in the bathroom.

So I guess it's a locket wrench now.