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bad puns door dual use locked up - 4982527488
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Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

cardboard door doorknob window - 6306445312
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Someone had better paint on a doorknob in case there's a fire!

alarm burglar burglar alarm door mints night security system sleep tic tac - 6315994112
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"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"

I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.