door

"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"

I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.

At the very least you're missing some quotation marks. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

There's no way this can go wrong, right?

As interested as I am in understanding how and why they installed this, I must know... how does one lose an entire sliding door?

~NSHA

I call this the whale fix: in order for it to fit, you've got to make a blowhole in the door for the air conditioning.

Now with 20 percent more door!

Someone had better paint on a doorknob in case there's a fire!