door

Still trying to wrap my head around this one, but I'm thinking the coat hanger/toiler paper roll thing is attached to the locking mechanism, meaning he has to first pull that before swinging the door open. Thoughts?

Why don't I just impale myself with a two-by-four and make it easy for you?

...and I did. So what's the problem?

Someone had better paint on a doorknob in case there's a fire!

More like "knit delicate."

That's right, Prius owners: if you were REALLY committed to conserving and helping the environment, you'd get rid of that costly and resource-consuming sheet metal and switch entirely to plastic wrap.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

When you have this AAA fix!

This was the bedroom door in a basement apartment in a house that was for sale.