Also an effective guard against escaping socks.
... and keep the secrets inside!
Need a coat rack but all you have is a buttload of knives? The puukko at its best.
...and I did. So what's the problem?
At the very least you're missing some quotation marks. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Surprise! We put it in the back corner of the house!
"Nope, I'm the Gatemaster, as you can see."