door

Stage door would fall open, so had to keep it shut and pull it closed after actors went through it.

Surprise! We put it in the back corner of the house!

~NSHA

That's whole grain wood too!

How to kludge the missing part of a handle? With top new-brand innovation of course!

Need a coat rack but all you have is a buttload of knives? The puukko at its best.

Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Or heartstopper?

... and keep the secrets inside!

"Nope, I'm the Gatemaster, as you can see."

50/50 chance of me looking like an idiot...