cooking

Awww come one, you're one propane tank away from rocking the triple-powered grill. Don't let Hank Hill down.

~NSHA

If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA

What a way to refine your kraft!

I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!

~NSHA

Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.

~NSHA

At last I can realize my dream of whittling vases out of potatoes.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Motel room lacked a toaster for DIY breakfasts, but it did have two electric heaters...

So we put a burger patty grill on yo' muffler so you can grill while you drive!

Just fasten the attachment to the muffler and drive for a while. Thankfully no exhaust actually comes into contact with the patty: the hot air is used to heat a metal plate between the two instead. It's a good thing too, because that would be one smokehouse style burger I would not want to touch!