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Some people draw their failures instead of photographing them. See more at Cheezburger's Web Comics site!

Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.

~NSHA

So we put a burger patty grill on yo' muffler so you can grill while you drive!

Just fasten the attachment to the muffler and drive for a while. Thankfully no exhaust actually comes into contact with the patty: the hot air is used to heat a metal plate between the two instead. It's a good thing too, because that would be one smokehouse style burger I would not want to touch!

Have a mostly useless power tool set that was gifted to you by your Uncle Frank a few years ago? Fear not! Here are some ways to put power drills to good use in the kitchen.

You figured out how to assemble all that, yet you still don't know which way to hold a camera. This can only end well.

~NSHA

For when you're in the kitchen but want to feel like you're in the garage.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

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With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!

~NSHA