cooking

Pop those tomatoes in one clean swoop!

Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!

~NSHA

Grandpa, our house is a 1/4 mile away. I know this looks like the place where your plane crashed in 'Nam but this is just the worst camping trip ever. ~NSHA

This looks like a cooking show inspired by the Saw movies.

~NSHA

For a different spin on this kludge, get rid of the wheel and belt and attach the spit directly to the motor. Then, depending on the motor's RPM, your pig roaster turns magically into sideways bacon-flavored eggbeaters.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

At last I can realize my dream of whittling vases out of potatoes.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack