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As curious as I am, I think I'd rather not know what kind of animal that is. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA

For a different spin on this kludge, get rid of the wheel and belt and attach the spit directly to the motor. Then, depending on the motor's RPM, your pig roaster turns magically into sideways bacon-flavored eggbeaters.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!

~NSHA

So we put a burger patty grill on yo' muffler so you can grill while you drive!

Just fasten the attachment to the muffler and drive for a while. Thankfully no exhaust actually comes into contact with the patty: the hot air is used to heat a metal plate between the two instead. It's a good thing too, because that would be one smokehouse style burger I would not want to touch!

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