computer repair

Bonus points if you can work in it this way. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Little known fact: VGA actually stands for Violet, Green and Amber.

~NSHA

Not all hardware hacks improve your gaming ability. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

She's doing it all wrong, actually. It's much safer to remove the keyboard and really scrub those circuits. And be sure to use a mix of 2:1 Ammonia to Bleach for maximum effectiveness.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

I have absolutely no idea what process engineering is. But from now on whenever hear that word I'm going to think of this. And so should you.

~NSHA

Only shove it in as hard as you can, then curse the heavens when it hits your shin later. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Much better than a back(flesh)light.

~NSHA

Hey, I'd like 512mb of RAM, a dual-core processor, extra fans and an SSD. Oh, and I want no GPU. And I mean no GPUs. You put a GPU on this thing and you're in big trouble, okay?! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Not seen: a group of 12 men blowing their darnedest into the duct.

~NSHA

We don't need a warrant, a SATA cable or an anti-static wristband. We're coming in.

~NSHA

Can't tell if kludge or modern art... ~NSHA