computer repair

We take what's internal and make external. And sideways. And held on with tape. Don't complain, we take your HMO.

~NSHA

What do you mean? But it's an ATM size! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

New rule: If you see a piece of computer technology that predates the first time you turned on a PC, you are not allowed to touch it.

~NSHA

She's doing it all wrong, actually. It's much safer to remove the keyboard and really scrub those circuits. And be sure to use a mix of 2:1 Ammonia to Bleach for maximum effectiveness.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Go ahead, try it out.

The only time when it's acceptable to give a nerd a flower.

~NSHA