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That's one grill you don't want to fire up. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

As a wise man once said, an escalator can never break...

~NSHA

"We're sorry, kludging is not supported by this device." ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It'll last for 10 years... or until it rains next. Whichever comes first.

The way it's teared off makes me hope there was a little kid in the stall who thought this was some sort of gift and excitedly broke it open only to discover an IRL version of the crappy sharpie rendition.

~NSHA

It helps if the fake fence was assembled in China. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

But everyone knows length is what matters.

~NSHA

And you'll get all the ladies. All of them. But don't be surprised if they have some taped on parts, too.

~NSHA

That will stop bullets right?

He tried saying please, but he was pushed too far. ~Not-So-Handy Andy