car fail

More like "flew into the coop," really.

In the words of Steve Carell, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it!"

This rear spoiler isn't really a spoiler.

I can make my own foglights, damnit!

Normally just one mustache would make this car manly. This one has 100. Deal with it.

It's not an "eyesore," it's a "polychromatic tension headache." Get it right!

So he "aimed high" with this fix.

It's a car! It's a sheet metal monstrosity!

Grate-is means "for free," right?

A lot more work...

When the thing you're trying to move is bigger than the car you're trying to move it with, you might run into a few problems!

... and by "problems," I mean "other cars."