car fail

A lot more work...

It keeps the kids cool and drowns out their incessant noise.

This rear spoiler isn't really a spoiler.

When the thing you're trying to move is bigger than the car you're trying to move it with, you might run into a few problems!

... and by "problems," I mean "other cars."

We have a clear misuse of elven rope here!

"The rocket on the car, the no parking sign, the roof, the palm tree, expired tags... did I miss any?"

Gaining an unfair advantage in wing-mirror wars.

Those are a thing, right? Wing-mirror wars?

If that's what you call a body kit, then that body needs a casket...

It used to muffle with such enthusiasm and youthful vigor...

One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.

I use them too often. Gotta stop taking them for granite.