car fail

Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars...

If your theme is "badass," you certainly can't go wrong with chains.

He has a giant piece of pizza in the back that he was saving for later.

This lady said she hit a deer with the front of her car so she duct taped the damage... then she said she just got excited about using 33 rolls of duct tape to totally cover her car.

Car stereo broken? Those 20 dollar speakers you bought for your computer will do just fine!

Now if we could find the one with two trunks...

Gaining an unfair advantage in wing-mirror wars.

Those are a thing, right? Wing-mirror wars?

One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.

Normally just one mustache would make this car manly. This one has 100. Deal with it.

In the words of Steve Carell, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it!"

If that's what you call a body kit, then that body needs a casket...

Drive faster, bro! The summons guy is behind you with Apple's lawsuit papers!

I think I might need to see the Carfax on this one.