car fail

Either way, it makes me want to store my equipment in it. If you know what I mean...

Gaining an unfair advantage in wing-mirror wars.

Those are a thing, right? Wing-mirror wars?

A lot more work...

Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars...

In the words of Steve Carell, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it!"

When the thing you're trying to move is bigger than the car you're trying to move it with, you might run into a few problems!

... and by "problems," I mean "other cars."

Then you could say this idea just... well... sprung up!

When you really really need a sun roof for your car.

I can make my own foglights, damnit!

It keeps the kids cool and drowns out their incessant noise.