Gaining an unfair advantage in wing-mirror wars.
Those are a thing, right? Wing-mirror wars?
Car stereo broken? Those 20 dollar speakers you bought for your computer will do just fine!
Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars...
It's shooshtime everybody!
If your theme is "badass," you certainly can't go wrong with chains.
White in the middle with black on both sides.
"But isn't that navy bl-"
"NOPE SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"
From the submitter:
"I spotted this in Albuquerque, NM at the Smith's grocery store. He was in the store for a long time, perhaps to buy more duct tape?"
When you really really need a sun roof for your car.
We've got screws and tape!
We've got everything you want,
And all of my puns are lame!
In the words of Steve Carell, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it!"