Gaining an unfair advantage in wing-mirror wars.
Those are a thing, right? Wing-mirror wars?
Car stereo broken? Those 20 dollar speakers you bought for your computer will do just fine!
This lady said she hit a deer with the front of her car so she duct taped the damage... then she said she just got excited about using 33 rolls of duct tape to totally cover her car.
If you get in an accident, your spine will collapse quicker than the seat does.
From the submitter:
"I spotted this in Albuquerque, NM at the Smith's grocery store. He was in the store for a long time, perhaps to buy more duct tape?"
We've got screws and tape!
We've got everything you want,
And all of my puns are lame!
Need a new paint job?
"The rocket on the car, the no parking sign, the roof, the palm tree, expired tags... did I miss any?"