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Things got weird when the officer knocked on the door and asked to see his license and registration.

~NSHA

Somebody was on a roll!

Just don't move that duct tape. It's, ummmm, load bearing. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Personally, I would just aim my stream directly down the drain. But that's me. And I'm gross.

~NSHA

"OH CRAP, WHERE'D YOU GO???"

This seems like a great idea, until you notice where your feet are. ~NSHA

In his later years, Superman needed a few upgrades to his changing location.

~NSHA

So check and mate, wifey!

Here's something you should know about the internet: it's fueled by poop and fart jokes. So here's your free poop joke. Cherish it. Share it. Love it.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack