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In his later years, Superman needed a few upgrades to his changing location.

~NSHA

If your signal ever gets jammed, just call Rescue Router for help.

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And I work at a hospital. You should see what we're doing with artificial hearts!

Wheelchair access to stall? check! Access to urinal with stall door open? D'Oh!

SOMEBODY'S not pulling their weight around here. Soap, I'm looking at you.

~NSHA

I don't know what these students are studying but give them a degree. NOW. ~NSHA

"Pillbottle floatball upthrust."

Now there's a phrase I thought I would never say.

Speaking of upthrusting, click that vote button!

Although 'poke it and run' did briefly enter his mind. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Sometimes, the simplest fixes are the most ingenious ones.

Yeah, you drink that beer, buddy! It's well deserved.