bad puns

This is knot your average tail light. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Where's Flava Flav when you need him?

~NSHA

I usually apologize for my horrible puns, but not this time. Because Arrested Development.

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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Apropos of the previous post, maybe he too is expecting a flood and invested in a propeller conversion kit.

~NSHA

That's one grill you don't want to fire up. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This fix really stacks up to the competition. (sorry) ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Not to worry Fixers, the Historical Thursday post is working out a couple of kink as its writer recovers from the Vancouver riots. It'll be up within an hour!

I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.

~NSHA