bad puns

Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.

~NSHA

I'm so used to looking at kludges that the only thing that bugs me about this picture is the mismatched knob and lock. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Don't worry, it just goes to his bed... room.

~NSHA

This fix really stacks up to the competition. (sorry) ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The English really aren't known for their avant-garde art.

~NSHA

The graphics are obviously a little grainy. ~NHSHA

This single core machine runs at a cool 60 seconds/minute speed.

~NSHA

Spinners might be a better option. His hands must be getting... tired.

~NSHA

This is knot your average tail light. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And he's not too happy about the leash either.

~NSHA

Only saps think this wood work.

~NSHA