bad puns

As always, stay tuned for this week's Historical Thursday. Coming up soon....

I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.

~NSHA

I'm so used to looking at kludges that the only thing that bugs me about this picture is the mismatched knob and lock. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This is knot your average tail light. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Just remember your network key.

~NSHA

That's one grill you don't want to fire up. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.

~NSHA

Only saps think this wood work.

~NSHA

Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Funnily enough, Mix 'n Chill is what I usually do at parties. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Where's Flava Flav when you need him?

~NSHA