bad puns

Lefty reversey, righty forwardy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.

~NSHA

I'm so used to looking at kludges that the only thing that bugs me about this picture is the mismatched knob and lock. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.

~NSHA

Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.

~NSHA

Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.

~NSHA

Not to worry Fixers, the Historical Thursday post is working out a couple of kink as its writer recovers from the Vancouver riots. It'll be up within an hour!

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

And he's not too happy about the leash either.

~NSHA

Don't worry, it just goes to his bed... room.

~NSHA