bad puns

Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Only saps think this wood work.

~NSHA

Lefty reversey, righty forwardy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.

~NSHA

The graphics are obviously a little grainy. ~NHSHA

This was the net result of the first stage of expansion.

~NSHA

Not to worry Fixers, the Historical Thursday post is working out a couple of kink as its writer recovers from the Vancouver riots. It'll be up within an hour!

Also have no idea what money laundering is (see Office Space) so again, thinking of this from now on.

~NSHA

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)

~NSHA

Don't worry, it just goes to his bed... room.

~NSHA