bad puns

That's one grill you don't want to fire up. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Don't worry, it just goes to his bed... room.

~NSHA

No more floppy disks either. Good luck trying to play Commander Keen!

~NSHA

This single core machine runs at a cool 60 seconds/minute speed.

~NSHA

Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.

~NSHA

Not to worry Fixers, the Historical Thursday post is working out a couple of kink as its writer recovers from the Vancouver riots. It'll be up within an hour!

If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.

~NSHA

Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Where's Flava Flav when you need him?

~NSHA