bad puns

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.

~NSHA

Just remember your network key.

~NSHA

This fix really stacks up to the competition. (sorry) ~Not-So-Handy Andy

We were all blind to what was going on.

~NSHA

Also have no idea what money laundering is (see Office Space) so again, thinking of this from now on.

~NSHA

I'm never trusting a 4th grader with re-upholstery again.

~NSHA

Apropos of the previous post, maybe he too is expecting a flood and invested in a propeller conversion kit.

~NSHA

Only saps think this wood work.

~NSHA

Funnily enough, Mix 'n Chill is what I usually do at parties. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

No more floppy disks either. Good luck trying to play Commander Keen!

~NSHA

If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.

~NSHA