This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
We were all blind to what was going on.
If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.
It's not about the destination, it's about ruining the journey.
I'm so used to looking at kludges that the only thing that bugs me about this picture is the mismatched knob and lock. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA
This single core machine runs at a cool 60 seconds/minute speed.
That's one grill you don't want to fire up. ~Not-So-Handy Andy