bad puns

Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I'm so used to looking at kludges that the only thing that bugs me about this picture is the mismatched knob and lock. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Lefty reversey, righty forwardy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This is knot your average tail light. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

What is it again? Oh right, common sense.

~NSHA

Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.

~NSHA

I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.

~NSHA

It's not about the destination, it's about ruining the journey.

~NSHA

Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.

~NSHA

Don't worry, it just goes to his bed... room.

~NSHA