The English really aren't known for their avant-garde art.
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
We were all blind to what was going on.
What is it again? Oh right, common sense.
This fix really stacks up to the competition. (sorry) ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
I usually apologize for my horrible puns, but not this time. Because Arrested Development.
Just be careful when you light a match. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Apropos of the previous post, maybe he too is expecting a flood and invested in a propeller conversion kit.
It's not about the destination, it's about ruining the journey.
Because fiberglass is bad for the environment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The graphics are obviously a little grainy. ~NHSHA
No more floppy disks either. Good luck trying to play Commander Keen!
Not to worry Fixers, the Historical Thursday post is working out a couple of kink as its writer recovers from the Vancouver riots. It'll be up within an hour!