It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.

~NSHA

The Coke bottle made the ultimate sacrifice, because it knew its worth was greater than a 10 cent deposit.

From the submitter:

"Waiting in a traffic jam in Zurich and suddenly there is a person hovering in the air above those large white hangars on the right. They transported him over the Christmas tree, lowered him down, then he installed a star on top and disappeared again."

He's super helpful too!

At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.

~NSHA

I hear you do great covers of The Rolling Stones and Weezer!

~NSHA

Okay, I'm seriously having trouble understanding this one. I can see how this would work on a manual transmission... but wouldn't there need to be someone in the car to pop the clutch? What do you guys think?

Can't tell if giant bottle...

...Or tiny Christmas lights

~NSHA

Zip ties? Check. Something cut in half? Check. Unnecessary sharpie marks? Check. You sir, are kludging correctly. Carry on. ~Not-So-Handy Andy