cables electrical fire messy safety first - 5250730752
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If anything comes unplug just start kicking it until something happens.

~NSHA

bicycle exercise bike - 7084067840
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I got tired of my rear end hurting after a few minutes, and remembered that there was an ugly but comfortable chair out here.

ac air conditioning freezer fridge mountain dew refrigerator soda - 6544657408
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When there's air conditioning but no fridge, you've got to improfreeze!

awry bread breakfast diet coke rye toast toaster - 6491206656
By Mike
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This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

button door hammer microwave open opening pry - 5716510464
By Ben Finney
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"Dry here to open?" So it's some kind of moisture-activated locking mechanism, where dehydration makes said mechanism weigh less and rise, thereby releasing the lock and opening the door?

Unless... oh wait, I see what it says now. Never mind, carry on.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack