Meh, fixes like this are a dime a dozen.

~NSHA

According to the submitter, he put this together so he wouldn't have to lie when he told his insurance company his motorcycle is kept under a roof. Touche.

~NSHA

Hey, it still looks kind of legitimate from a distance. Right?

Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

Bumper cars is slightly less fun when it costs $17,000 to play.

~NSHA

If you don't understand that title, just mullet over for a minute.

Maybe he'll like this better.

So check and mate, wifey!

DAMNIT, THAT IS THE LAST TIME I BUY ROCKETS FROM ACME!