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bad manager makes employees mutiny over time cards

Bad Manager Takes Charge In Coup, Causes Time Card Mutiny

The cutthroat politics of the office.
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Employee changes passwords and then goes on vacation story | Posted by u Morgoth 9 hours ago 2 3 2 35 3 Force take my vacation time dont want and tell secure my station by freshening up my passwords before go? Okay boss. oc s start with, my boss had his moments. Sometimes he dick who would push off on my raises or screw with my system, sometimes he would hook up and make my life pleasant. This not one latter.

Jerk Boss Bumps Vacation, Employee Changes Passwords and Leaves

"If that's what you want me to do boss, okay."
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funny boss pops out glass eye to deal with annoying customer | Posted by u/Winiri 10 hours ago 2 O 6 20 3 20 9 E 12 My Boss Scared Off Rude Customers by Literally Taking Closer Look oc M used work at store, run by woman named Irene. She would buy vintage and high end items, repair them, and then sell them store didn't have multiple sizes things and only bulk items bought were little trinkets and soaps, sometimes jewelry.

Boss Uses Eye Gag to Remove Problem Customers

Now that's some stellar management.
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employee realizes they were used in malicious compliance | My boss used MC five years ago and just figured out. oc M Edit: MC stands Malicious Compliance. This has nothing do with Minecraft. Story starts now: About five years ago office guy small lumber mill. My direct supervisor general manager, but owner also pretty hands on.

Employee Realizes They Were Used In Work Plot Years Later

Hindsight is something something.
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stupid rules people made int work and schools that backfired instantly

Stupid Rules That Backfired Immediately

May chaos reign.
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People keep parking in bus zone so bus keeps going. | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/crazygrof left 40 guys standing rain after 12 hr shift. oc S Up until fairly recently worked as camp bus driver major industrial area my duties where pick people up camp (where they lived certain amount time two weeks one week out) and take them into plant and drop them off at variety dropoff areas (depending on their job then pick up anyone returning camp their rest period.

Bus Driver Strategically Gets Rid of Bus Zone Parkers

That's one way to force some change.
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funny "not my job" failure moments | billboard SAVE UP 150 The Discounters ON SELECT SETS 4 WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS | terribly failed reconstruction attempt on a Spanish statue

"Not My Job" Moments of Questionable Professionalism

Consider that job "finished."
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Boss demands employee checks emails on day off, so employee counts it on time sheet | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/OtherLtDan 19 days ago O 2 11 e14 3 18 E 11 2 Must check my work email every single day? Ok! oc S So working small private ambulance company ended up getting bought out by larger corporation folks have done this kind work, no wasn't company thinking but this new corporation wanted be just like them.

Boss Demands Daily Email Check, Employee Puts It On Time Sheet

Cosmically speaking, anything could go on a time sheet.
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funny memes about working | boss is coming and need pretend doing something person nailing waves to the beach sand | late work winter Michael Jordan crying behind frosted windshield

Work Memes to Help Maintain the Grind

Grab life by the paycheck.
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employee gets fired and asked to finish job, refuses on NDA grounds

Employee Gets Fired And Then Asked To Finish Job, Says It Violates Their NDA

Check and mate.
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romanticized jobs that aren't as good as they look

Romanticized Jobs That Aren't As Fun As They Look

So, basically every job.
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absurd and scary safety failures that defy OSHA

Safety Failures Of OSHA-Defying Boldness

Don't do this.
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Employee gets fired from company and takes program with them | Posted by u/Wintertodt 2 days ago Buy my program fire No? Okay. oc M Long story short employed at rather large factory which is one largest plant based companies world, recently bought by an investment firm not so long ago. Anyways developed program which used at factory could tell whenever any machines were not running, even if due manual stop or anything else. My program knew reason why machine idling. This program made so much eas

Employee Gets Fired, Takes Essential Program with Them

And just like that, management shot itself in the foot.
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Entitled work Karen demands everyone else wake up early because it's convenient for her | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/ZoiSarah 1 day ago Everyone MUST join work call regardless working hours? Sure! oc M company worked is global, offices all over globe wasn't often, but expected if were needed on call outside business hours make arrangements join; typically crazy one- off scenario where they needed find an urgent timeslot single call sounds awful but really infrequent and most folks were ve

Work Karen Makes Everyone Get Up for 4 AM Meeting

Time zones can be a pain.
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Employee deals with bad manager in glorious fashion | r/MaliciousCompliance u/Ars-Torok 128d Join 1 1 1 1 3 4 are salaried right? Just stay up this meeting. XL Before begin dear readers brief bit backstory have found every company has Todd will know who Todd is, because he is who call don't know who call unthinkable happens and everything is on fire and there is no hope salvation, Todd steps fix Todd spends his entire time just fixing unfixable. He has been with company since dawn time, knows tr

Employee Maliciously Complies To Director's Demands

Steve got played.
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employee automates job and doesn't have to work for 5 years

Employee Automates Job, Gets Paid To Do Nothing For 5 Years

Real life cheat code.
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