Lookin' good.

Reasonable.

Nepotism can really be a pain.

Take that, Karen.

Fired, you say?

Good one, lady.

Do the math.

Yeah, that'll keep people around.

What a management style.

Suspended? More like a two-week paid holiday!

Hey look, a need.

It's no secret that the job applications process is a total sham. The entire ordeal is a bizarre mating dance that would put even the most elaborate rituals of the bird of paradise to shame. You, the applicant, are the male; Prepping your dancing ground with pretty rocks and twig arrangements in the hopes that you might catch a wandering glance from a witting female (or in this case an employer). Once you've drawn their attention… it's time to unleash your best song and dance in order to prove…

"As per my email."

The "Minion" meme is the worst part.

You can tell the hypocrisy of a management decision by how quickly it gets swept under the rug when someone calls them out. A similar phenomenon happens when a bad decision is made; everyone tells them that it is bad. They don't listen until it's too late and then pretend that nothing happened when the inevitable fallout occurs.

Oh here we go.