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Writer of men in black told not to mansplain the story he wrote | tweet by ed solomon At cafe where l'm writing people next were disagreeing about origins Men Black said If like could clear up one responded sorry do not need an old white male's mansplanation So apologized and

Writer of Men In Black Told Not To Mansplain Men In Black, Has Happy Ending

A collection of ridiculous moments that are filled with facepalm | don't see people can stay one place rest their life and not explore world Leonard Washington richposlim Poverty

Daunting Moments Of Disappointing Facepalm

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A collection of Twitter replies to people highlighting the pettiest arguments between married couples | tweet by alimscribbles man cannot load dishwasher properly and fundamentally does not understand difference between is recyclable and is not. This is my super villain origin story.

Twitter Users Highlight Petty Arguments Between Married Couples

A collection of people share their worst date experiences from the decade | tweet by Jodie_K_ Replying jonoread travelled Manchester London and got stood up, 2 weeks later got message say sorry but he'd been arrested

People Share Their Worst Dates From The Past Decade

Guy's Twitter story about Aardvark letter ends with wholesome development | tweet by Clark Neily ConLawWarrior wrote report about aardvarks 2nd grade and got so into them wrote letter stuffed-animal co. suggesting they add one their lineup. About 6mos later got big box w stuffed aardvark and letter saying took suggestion, and named Clark

A Quick Wholesome Aardvark Story

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sugar high score baker makes a cute baby sonic holding sunflower cake then cuts into its face which turns the video into a horrifying display of carnage lol wtf funny

Viral Video Of Sonic Cake Is Cute And Sinister

Guy on Twitter explains what it looks like when a movie actually fails | tweet by Nash076 Do actually know technical meaning bomb" is film? Because Rise Skywalker didn't bomb s on track pull at least billion s at $725 mil now s made back its budget and 's going turn profit s not bomb.

Star Wars Inspires Twitter Discussion On Movie Failures

A collection of Twitter replies to various questions that science has failed to answer | tweet by CookieMan pcook102 #ScienceHasFailedToAnswer why ATMS suggest use caution avoid being robbed while they charge $4 give own money

Twitter Users Share What Science Has Failed To Answer

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A collection of Twitter users try to ruin movies with one word | NathKmf Replying jimmyfallon Pillow Fight Club #RuinAMovieWithOneWord

Twitter Users Ruin A Movie With One Word

Doctor asks where to defibrillate a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part

Doctor Asks How to Deal with Centaur Cardiac Arrest

A heartfelt story about a grandma developing a love for Dungeons & Dragons | tweet by AntnHz My grandmother passed away. Her funerals were today, but here l'd like talk about most important thing couldn't spend too much time on her eulogy: her love Dungeons Dragons DnD

Heartfelt Story Of Grandma's Love For Dungeons & Dragons

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Guy proposes to his girlfriend with the ring he kept hidden for the last three years | tweet by theyearofelan Three and half years ago, Molly and took trip Seattle had only been dating about eight months, but were already very much love. While there popped into vintage jewelry shop just hell At one point, Molly put an emerald ring on her finger

Guy's Story Of Marriage Proposal Is A Feels Trip

A collection of creative and brutal insults from various people online | tweet by TheCoolTeacher_ Y'all class. Kids are working, talking and whatnot hear this like plunger. Always bringing up old shit I HOLLERED.

Creative And Ruthless Insults That Brought The Heat

A collection of Twitter replies to what people did when they woke up on January 1st | Andy Roberts Pulp Writer @AndrewRoberts66 #IWokeUpOnJanuary1stAnd Went back sleep again.

Twitter Users Share Their January 1st Experiences

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NHL player tweets at actress, multiple accounts sing his imaginative praises thanking him for lending them his expensive vehicles, saving animals and insinuating about the size of his jockstrap | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @AnnaKendrick47

NHL Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, Twitter Tries To Wingman Him

Autocorrect ends up inspiring a movie idea along with a bunch of puns | tweet by ChrisHewitt Autocorrect just changed Jesus Christ Jesus Heist and now, if excuse have go off write biggest movie 2021.

Autocorrect Sparks Film Idea And Tons Of Puns