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A collection of clever insults that held nothing back | School Rock N Scott U see flatness too 's fake U can see animation Scott are horse 1600s with dementia who just decided get into body child, but with no more education than he had as horse | 90 DAY FIANC BEFORE 90 DAYS BREAKOUT STAR Jael Martinez•3 weeks ago MS He looks like germ Mucinex commercial 16K 287 VIEW 287 REPLIES

Rare Insults That Held Nothing Back

A story about Keanu Reeves being an awesome person at a movie theatre | James Dator @James_Dator honor John Wick 3 have Keanu Reeves story. 6:41 AM 17 May 19 Twitter iPhone 8,178 Retweets 21.3K Likes James Dator @James_Dator 23h Keanu came movie theater worked at Sydney 2001. He working on Matrix series at time s quiet, Wednesday morning almost nobody is seeing movies. 3 27 178 3,122 James Dator @James_Dator 23h working box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up jeans leather jack

Twitter Thread: Keanu Reeves Goes Full Keanu

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A collection of funny tweets from Scottish people | Natalie O'Donoghue @Nataliealana87 #Overheard Glasgow butterfly is just moth ga'un on night out".

Hilarious Scottish Twitter Gems

A collection of times that people got destroyed by the power of words. | grumpythebarbarian Tyron @TyronWilson are not slytherin are 32 2019-06-12, 7:06 AM E ms-demeanor character Harry potter is 36. People who are 32 were exact age range match Harry as books were being published, they probably grew up with and probably important them if they're still talking about their Hogwarts house. Being an adult doesn't have be joyless slog work and taxes allowed continue enjoying childhood interests, and

Wordsmiths That Lit People Up Online

Twitter thread breaks down the madness of the hatpin panic in the 1900s | Jason Poole @JasonPoolej2 Has anyone ever heard hatpin panic early 1900's women wore giant hatpins go with their massive hats

Twitter Thread: The Insanity Of Hatpin Panic

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Twitter thread from a positive psychologist on why brains are tripping out | Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley Let be clear thread Those "all over place" feelings been having? They are symptoms stress, NOT personal failures yours. Do feel FLAKEY INCONSISTENT s b/c brain doesn't know news brace next, or next month will hold.

Twitter Thread: Positive Psychologist Explains Brains Tripping Out

Twitter story about a sneaky lizard creating hilarious havoc in a garden | Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama So had massive infestation pill bugs who ate our zucchini twice. So put out beer traps (they go drink beer, they fall Then mystery occurred

Twitter Thread: Lizard Creates Hilarious Havoc In Garden

A quick Twitter thread is filled to the brim with awkwardness. | lanzo @babyhaim definitely standing line behind guy and girl on their first date. He's totally about make move and feelin real awk

Girl's Twitter Thread Drips With Awkwardness

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Kid's letters inspires wholesome vulnerability from other people. | Hugh Weber @hughweber Emerson, my 11 year old, is on bit wild ride with USPS and our local mail carrier, Doug. And think there's deeper message all. First backstory 6:45 PM 5/2/20 Twitter iPhone 2,805 Retweets 6,188 Likes

Twitter Thread: Kid's Letters Inspires Wholesome Vulnerability

A collection of Wendy's roasts that were absolutely brutal. | Tweet Tony X. O @soloucity 3h so @Wendys ujust gonna let @IHOB sell burgers on block? thought were og? 22 t7 1,534 5,885 Wendy's O @Wendys Replying soloucity and @IHOB Not really afraid burgers place decided pancakes were too hard. | Cooper Franklin @CooperDFra 5d Wendy's needs get rid square burger seems little too artificial 27 1 Wendy's @Wendys Replying CooperDFranklin Unlike super natural circle shape hamburgers come pick them off

Wendy's Roasts Of Pure Fiery Proportions

A collection of times that liars got called out for trying to spread lies | NOT Western is NOT Western is NOT Western. Do research. This is samurai show, specifically Ronin samurai show. Every trope, storyline or cliche see comes Samurai films INFLUENCED Westerns does NOT make Western TheMandalorian BITCH CAROLE BASKIN! did thing today because bored haha #tigerking #joeexotic 11h 6h Reply am reporting this image stole my hard work on facebook and on Instagram now. are special kind garbage person

Liars That Got Outed By The World's Truth Seekers

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People on Twitter describe their funniest minute of fame stories | Jessie Cannizzaro @JessCannizzaro Replying JessCannizzaro and @chrissyteigen Also my brother and were on an R.L. Stine book 5 wasn't supposed be, but girl who hired didn't show up shoot? Anyway had R.L. Stine sign us at Comic Con once and he said "This is awesome and don't remember Ah, fame is fickle! TEAR STREET SAGAS RESTINE AUTOGRAPHING Fod OGRAPHING ABLE 11 fndcop COMCON PoucON TABLE 12 doo pe Fedpop FOMICCON Innocent or evil

Twitter Thread: People's Funniest Minutes Of Fame

Positive psychologist explains brain and body's reaction to long term stress | Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley Let be clear thread Those "all over place" feelings been having? They are symptoms stress, NOT personal failures yours.

Twitter Thread: The Brain's Reaction To Long Term Stress

Parent shares hilarious Twitter thread about the ridiculous things their kid says before bedtime | Kate Bowler @KatecBowler Night 3 Boy: Okay mom. Goodnight. Mom, why do have so much hair? Okay, night. Why is hair made cylinders? MOM want learn cord-on cordial? ACCORDION GOES LIKE THIS [frantically mimes accordion playing] MOM COME BACK ACCORDIONS ARE MADE BEES

Twitter Thread: Pressing Questions From A Six-Year-Old At Bedtime

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Mom orders flowers from a small business, and they go above and beyond with the gesture of kindness | Maureen Johnson O @maureenjohnson My mother just called She had ordered some flowers small local store be delivered and dropped on porch they brought flowers, they said Hang on have something driver went back truck and proceeded bring out 11:39 AM 2020-04-29 Twitter Web Client

Twitter Thread: Mom Orders Flowers, Business Goes Above And Beyond

Grandpa forgets to pay for a TV, and Tesco responds on Twitter | Tesco TESCO @Tesco Replying nikoowembleyway Hi Nico, thanks getting touch thank grandad his honesty. If he returns store explains mistake staff will understand. If like can let them know before he gets there? Car ask him store he will be able return? TY-Missy

Grandpa Forgets To Pay For TV, Tesco Responds, Faith In Humanity Restored

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Entitled brothers cut contact with their brother and his wife, after the couple refused to take in and solely care for their elderly parents, despite his wife being a SAHM and having a nursing background: 'I suggested a nursing home or assisted living'

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Qualified daughter challenges parents’ lifelong favoritism by landing the AI division head role her brother applied for, triggering his meltdown and leading parents to uninvite her from Thanksgiving: "I'm tired of shrinking myself to make him feel bigger"

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Manager lowballs cybersecurity employee with a 12% raise, so the employee internally transfers to another team and gets a 28% raise: ‘Gotta love the corporate world’

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15+ Employees who quit their jobs on the spot: '[Boss] said, "If you leave I can replace you..." So I did'

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Boss tells employee to be grateful she has a job after reprimanding her for taking her 30-minute unpaid lunch break, forcing her to make a hard decision about the future of her employment: '[I] sent out 5 applications during my lunch break today'

Boss tells employee to be grateful she has a job after reprimanding her for taking her 30-minute unpaid lunch break, forcing her to make a hard decision about the future of her employment: '[I] sent out 5 applications during my lunch break today'

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