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Twitter thread about Victorian Valentine's Day cards | tweet Rosie White @rosalindmwhite Vinegar Valentines were cheaply made cards usually featured an insulting rhyme or caricature. As receiver not sender responsible cost postage recipient often found themselves paying privilege being insulted by their admirer.

Victorian Valentine's Day Cards Were A Passive Aggressive Roastfest

Chateau Marmont tweets about a scary encounter with a Huntsman spider | Chateau Marmonte Chatcey MaRmont @ChateauMarmonte URGENT: if anyone sees large spider on grounds or room, PLEASE, do not touch s Huntsman Spider pet one our Australian guests IS POISONOUS, but cannot kill an adult human. Please call Raj at front desk if see IMMEDIATELY Raj

Chateau Marmonte Live Tweets Encounter With Huntsman Spider

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Steak-Umm shares a Twitter thread about Valentine's Day that reads like a fever dream | tweet by Steak Steak-umm -umm @steak_umm picture this on first date. they ask if like twitter face immediately lights up. they smile and ask favorite account is. without hesitation word "steak-umm" leaves lips. steak-umm? they ask, confused reach water but 's empty

Twitter Thread: Steak-Umm's Valentine's Date Fever Dream

Guy's internal monologue discovery ends up ruining his day | tweet by Kyle KylePlantEmoji Fun fact: some people have an internal narrative and some don't As some people's thoughts are like sentences they "hear and some people just have abstract non-verbal thoughts, and have consciously verbalize them And most people aren't aware other type person. lay bed and think don't hear voice? Like, can say complete sentence brain and hear Delivered no just see words. think, can hear voice head? Like, can

Guy's Internal Monologue Discovery Ruins His Day

Corporate catchphrases get translated by people on Twitter | tweet by Briana McDougall @briana9 Replying delia_p Maybe not insufferable but absolutely love per my last email is code do even know f'ing read?

Actual Meanings Of Corporate Catchphrases

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Kim Kardashian posts pictures of her creepy house and gets roasted on Twitter | white house with no furniture and weird architecture tweet by zack @daly_zack Replying KimKardashian pls put some things ur house freaks out

Kim Kardashian Posts Pics Of House, Gets Roasted

Norwegian TV program pits professional stock-pickers up against beauty bloggers, astrologist, and actual cows | tweet by RobinWigg This is hilarious Norwegian TV programme pitted some professional stock-pickers against an astrologist, some beauty bloggers and kid not cows shitting field short thread

Pro Stock-Pickers Vs. Astrologist, Beauty Bloggers, And Cows

Twitter users share things that they learned in their 20s | tweet by Michael m @quickbear Don't blindly trust doctors. Do own research, advocate yourself My20sTaughtMe

Lessons People Learned In Their 20s

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Journalist explains how Danish parliament works compared to American Congress | tweet by Michael Grunwald Replying MikeGrunwald First all, there dais hearing room, just like any congressional hearing, except politicians weren't on dais six experts who were testifying were on dais. Can imagine? As if hearing about them and not politicians? politicians were sitting front row audience. They all stayed their seats entire hearing. And do know they did? They listened second row and didn't see any them

Journalist Compares Danish Parliament to American Congress

video of a waitress standing by a seated couple in a restaurant

Waitress Tells Police To Let Customer Finish Eating

A collection of tweets from people sharing their most helpful lessons from therapy | tweet by Ttown316 Replying CarolineMoss are not responsible version they created their mind.

People's Favorite Lessons From Therapy (36 Tweets)

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Elon Musk releases an EDM song and people on Twitter react | photo of elon musk wearing headphones in a recording studio tweet by Elon Musk @elonmusk wrote lyrics performed vocals!!

Elon Musk Drops Song Called "Don't Doubt Ur Vibe"

Native American Journalist Explains Impact Of KC Chiefs On Stereotypes

Video gamers start Twitter thread about Nintendo console modifications | tweet by Steve Kim @Fobwashed will @NintendoAmerica give gamers they want? If u absolutely need middle prong be middle guess this works too

Gamers Ask Nintendo For What They Really Want

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Tweets from various people explaining how they got blocked by famous people | William Shatner @WilliamShatner blocked. vincesrocks Replying vincesrocks and @bertkreischer cause William Shatner @WilliamShat And am not guy green lit Eps 1-3! U Linda Sue @hyannis1952 Replying WilliamShatner This will get some annoyed Star Wars fans Vince @rottenzombiehug directed Star Trek V.

Ways People Got Blocked By Famous People

A "help wanted" ad for a babysitter is ridiculous with its extensive list of demands | tweet byKimberly Harrington @honeystaysuper Look know day is and where l'm posting this but still challenge find ANYTHING more bananas bat shit than THIS DARE. Assist 10-year old's with light homework long division, subtraction and writing. Play math games with them such as much fish should buy today five us and long will take us drive snow if 's 150 miles and go 50 miles an hour

Babysitter "Help Wanted" Ad Is Absolute Insanity