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A ridiculous Twitter thread about boiling eggs for computer mouses | Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know hardships each week having overcook fresh hardboiled egg yolk computer mouse 10:18 AM 5/21/20 Twitter Web App

Twitter Thread: Hard Boiled Eggs And Computer Mouses

Unexpected twist.
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Woman brings an IRS scammer to justice in a fun Twitter thread | Let's Make Ha-Deel 17 306 1.5K @twittysuch Apr 3 finally happened finally got call scammer claiming be IRS and could finally pull all tax law and privacy law know out my brain. This is good day. This is MY day, people.

Twitter Thread: Woman Brings IRS Scammer To Justice

Sweet justice.
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Woman shares various tips on navigating peaceful relationships | Mattie Rogers O @mattie_rogers some relationship things think lot people miss: 1) Don't keep score. Don't do/not do things based on other has done 2) always offer/be willing split bills/ any combined purchases. Stop with expectations no shame staying within means

Twitter Thread: Woman's Wholesome Take On Relationships

This should all be common sense.
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A collection of brutal and funny insults to people on social media | Oops She Did she_oops asked my husband if l'm only one he's been with. He said yes others were all nines and tens. Send bail money.

Brutal Insults That Roasted Their Recipients To Oblivion

Witty and plain nasty.
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A Twitter thread on the conditional immortality of lobsters | labcoat lesbian NYC Pride AC Follow @JUNIUS_64 lobsters made deal with devil conditional immortality and backfired on them cannot change my mind 11:41 AM 21 Jun 2018 28,755 Retweets 106,452 Likes 565 t7 29K 106K Tweet reply labcoat lesbian NYC Pride AC @JUNIUS_64 Jun 21 WHERE IS GOD NOW, JORDAN PETERSON 7 27 134 O 2.9K

Twitter Thread: The Conditional Immortality Of Lobsters

Life is wild.
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An employee gives boss their password, and mischief ensues | Marcus D. Luffy @MJohnsonFTW SCOTT TOTS gave my boss my Netflix password so he could watch Tiger King and this man has lost his mind. His kids added their own profiles and he changed my profile ours. Nah, fam Who's watching Netflix? kids Kevin/marcus Addison John Kids 6.

Employee Gives Boss Netflix Password, Mischief Ensues

Boss got him good.
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Twitter thread points out how trippy our brains are | foone @Foone want know something about bullshit insane our brains are? OK, so there's physical problem with our eyes move them short fast bursts called saccades right? very quick, synchronized movements only problem is: they go all blurry and useless during this

Twitter Thread: Our Brains Are Absolutely Bonkers

Yay, weird brain stuff.
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Twitter users tell the secrets they don't tell their spouses about | Dawn Follow @thoughtfloss Which piece chicken fell on floor ThingsYouDont TellYourSpouse

Twitter Shares The Things You Don't Tell Your Spouse

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Quarantine coping mechanisms as star trek characters twitter thread | Dr. Tanya Harrison o @tanyaofmars 9m quarantine coping mechanisms as #StarTrek characters thread Picard: rWearing work clothes despite working home Thrilled not have children around rReading Shakespeare epic quotes t7 14 50

Twitter Thread: Quarantine Personalities as Star Trek Characters

A little bit Data, a lot of Worf.
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A librarian shares their various insights about the general public in a Twitter thread | 21st Century Gorgon 2 @grumpwitch Things have learned about general public whilst working at library: 1 huge number people under 20 can't read face clocks, having grown with only digital one. dn 2. Many people don't know spell "library s our email address. This causes problems 16:41 15/05/2019 Twitter Android 11.2K Retweets 26.2K Likes

Twitter Thread: Librarian's Insights About The General Public

Save those libraries!
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A collection of tweets and memes that reflect the experience of growing up with siblings | supreem @syrianting If ever wanna be humbled, ask brother look

Tweets And Memes About Growing Up With Siblings

Too real.
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Various people on Twitter describe the moments they started hating school | Leah @ubersle Replying justinboldaji 4th grade answered quiz question do call an animal eats only plants as herbivore. My teacher marked wrong and said vegetarian have taken Supreme Court such my wrath.

Irritating Times Students Encountered Toxic Nonsense

Many students have experienced that moment.
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Guy drives the manager of Nine Inch Nails into absolute insanity | Rob Sheridan Follow @rob_sheridan those unaware Annoy--Tron an absolutely insidious office prank device very tiny contraption with an adhesive back designed be hidden or stuck difficult--find places looked like this. 2/ JAZY

Twitter Thread: Man Drives Nine Inch Nails Manager To Insanity

Well done.
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A stepson has a girl over, the stepdad finds out, and the kid manages to sneak her out | tricky-D @DropsNoPanties So, my stepson has girl upstairs his room stayed night and my wife doesn't know yet curious on he plans smuggle her out now whole family is awake and now wait.

Twitter Thread: Stepson Gets Away With Secret Overnight Visitor

Mom had no idea.
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Snackers rank their favorite Chex Mix pieces | TERRELL @terrellgrice 1. Rye Chip (controversial, provocative, delicious) 2. Corn Chex crunch sumthin serious) 3. Wheat Chex (yum) 4. Square Pretzel (cool) 5. Circle Pretzel mean ok, but see #4) 6. Mini Breadstick (get thee behind Satan)

Snackers Rank Their Favorite Chex Mix Pieces

A new thing to debate, yay.
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A Twitter thread about employees that decide to have their editorial meetings on Red Dead Redemption | Viviane Schwarz @vivschwarz Zoom sucks started having editorial meetings Red Dead Redemption instead s nice sit at campfire and discuss projects, with wolves howling out night

Twitter Thread: Employees Have Meetings On Red Dead Redemption

Genius.
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