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Woman ends up learning that steak is in fact beef | Abena Darkoa @allADUiswin Y'all yesterday found out steak is beef and so embarrassed say animal thought steak all this time

Woman Discovers That Steak Is In Fact Beef

Twitter thread about 5 year old at a french cabaret club | Anton Oxenuk @antonoxenuk about 5 years old my parents were Paris with and were invited visit Lido de Paris cabaret club. My parents had no ideas where leave or with whom so they just dressed up suit and took with them. 1/5 #storytime

Twitter Thread: Being a Suited 5-Year-Old at a Cabaret Club

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Man manages to dodge a speeding ticket using fart spray | JJ @FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding) but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out

Man Dodges Speeding Ticket With Fart Spray

A collection of people's pettiest and most ridiculous posts on NextDoor | Best Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor O Save NEXTDOOR now Trending Post are cats really

Totally Random, Petty, And Funny Posts On NextDoor

A collection of funny tweets from Scottish people | Sean McDonald @seanmcdonald01 can England have 55 million people yet still have absolutely nae patter between them? Makes ye wonder.

Spicy, Strange, And Totally Random Scottish Tweets

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A Twitter thread on fonts actually manages to be fascinating | Benjamin Molineaux @benmolineaux Kids today mean save' button represents some kind physical storage disk? OMG today mean 'upper case' and 'lower case' refer physical cases where printers kept their letters? OMG"

Twitter Thread: Fonts Are Surprisingly Fascinating

Quick Tumblr thread on linguistics differences between generations | Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom Dear Every Cashier America proper response thank is welcome not "no problem And supposed thank 9/12/15, 8:31 PM trjoel "Millennials are so entitled"

Tumblr Thread: Linguistics Misunderstandings Between Generations

A Twitter thread from an economist about money and people's psyches | Daryl Fairweather @FairweatherPhD One weird perks about being an economist is acquaintances often want tell their investment strategies, and then conversation weirdly turns into deep dive into acquaintance's psyche (thread (1/7))

Twitter Thread: Economist Explains People's Investment Strategies

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A collection of clueless people that didn't know who they were talking to | Lin-Manuel Miranda O @Lin_M 26s v monarch @monark24 1m Replying Lin_Manuel know Hamilton play is fiction right? Its creative interpretation history. Not REAL history O 14 2718 491

Clueless People Having Oblivious Encounters

A Twitter thread about a hilarious rice delivery fail | Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 5h OMG my brother law gift never stops giving tired being sent get rice every day so he decided buy bulk, talked shop about wires got crossed, now there is literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao 434 17 11K 42.2K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 5h If have never heard woman destroy man with one sentence 25 times row should meet my sister. She's terrifying rn on phone and scared and she

Twitter Thread: Brother In Law Buys Rice In Bulk, Modern Epic Ensues

A Twitter thread about a dad's disastrous crickets delivery experience | Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham So shipment crickets lizard arrived via FedEx today my first time ordering bulk crickets off internet, and naively assumed they would be like bag or some other contraption facilitate easy transfer another container. They were not.

Twitter Thread: Dad's Crickets Delivery Erupts Into Disaster

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Times that people were total mad lads online | Chronic Insomniac @HoneyCinnamon_ My uncle just sent message family group asking money privately messaged him asking banking details so can deposit He responded saying he doesn't actually need money. He asked money so nobody family would ask him money | lan Sausage @stephenjmolloy 3S @NatGeo Can please follow back so can DM got some new research is going blow mind! Following National Geographic O @NatGeo Follows Ducks don't actually

Mad Lads That Are Agents Of Pure Chaos

A Twitter thread captures the mounting frustration of trying to email the landlord | CALEB HEARON @calebsaysthings first email landlord hey dave l'm sure busy and hate be bother but noticed third email landlord Mr. Whittington- trust familiar with all local, state, and federal ordinances regarding rights and expectations tenants pursuant

Twitter Thread: The Escalating Stress Of Emailing The Landlord

A Twitter thread featuring pop punk bands from the 2000s as John Mulaney quotes | Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee PRESENT MY VERY SMALL AUDIENCE. POP PUNK BANDS 2000S AS JOHN MULANEY QUOTES THREAD.

Twitter Thread: Pop Punk Bands As John Mulaney Quotes

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A Twitter thread about a guy getting drunk on power while playing Neopets | everest @everestpipkin every few years email neopets support asking if they can help log into my childhood account and (unsurprisingly, tiny team, millions old accounts never heard back

Twitter Thread: 9-Year-Old Amasses Neopets Empire

Guy shares a funny Twitter thread about how his dad has no video game logic | Marc now. Follow @MarcStraight My dad is starting get into different kinds video games. He tried out No Man's Sky today and said "So 's like doing yard work but space" and honestly have no rebuttal he's absolutely right.

Twitter Thread: Dad Has Zero Video Game Logic