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A collection of tweets describing Twitter users' worst dates they've ever been on | Conor Horgan @ConorHorgan Replying mrnickharvey very first thing she did on sitting down take out small glass bottle and started spooning syrupy liquid into her mouth Homeopathy lasked, heart sinking No powerful sedative-hypnotic drug she replied If don't take l'd be hysterical right now.

Twitter Users' Worst Dates Ever

silly and funny joke tweets | pat tobin @tastefactory Oh man weather tomorrow is supposed be chef's hat all day Thursday Friday

Funny and Dumb Tweets to Smoosh Into That Day

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Funny tweets about LaCroix sparkling water | Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 guess question have people who love LaCroix is have tried any other beverages 13 Feb Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 LaCroix tastes like made by society which flavor is scarcest natural resource 2:03 PM Feb 14, 2018 8 8 See Mike Ingram's other Tweets

A Humorously Mild Taste of LaCroix Tweets

Alton Brown Nonsense Twitter Food Rant | Alton Brown 000 @altonbrown Turn off lights and run 23 Slim Jims through juicer | want go out right now and buy Fritos and cat food. | CANNED FRUIT SALAD AND CHEEZE WIZ WITH HERSHEY'S SYRUP AND GIN

Alton Brown Unleashes Weird Food-Themed Twitter Storm

A Twitter thread about a woman's phenomenal experience with Iceland's healthcare system | Mary Robinette Kowal @MaryRobinette lived Iceland found lump. Thad no idea navigate finding doctor, so went our show's production manager found lump. Can help find doctor? PM: Just go cancer center Okay do get referral? PM s referral?

Twitter Thread: Woman's Experience With Iceland's Healthcare System

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A collection of funny photoshop trolls from James Fridman | Heather James Fridman fjamie013@gmail.com Can make look like im tree Done.

Hilarious Photoshop Trolls From The Master, James Fridman

Twitter thread on canned chicken and English and American food | Francisco Garcia @Ffranciscodgf Always mad Americans talk down British food because don't do fluffernutters just right like their mommy does, yet this is normal and also somehow legal them kitchens Sweet Sue Canned Whole Chicken PLE FAL HOME ST GOOD Fully Cooked

Cultures Clash In Canned Chicken Thread

Twitter thread 6 month wall of pandemic | Dr Aisha Ahmad @ProfAishaAhmad 6 month mark any sustained crisis is always difficult have all adjusted this "new normal but might now feel like running out steam. Yet, at best are only 1/3 way through this marathon can keep going? THREAD /x

Twitter Thread: Mentally Dealing with 6 Months of Global Crisis

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A collection of times that people got called out for telling lies on the internet | 1 review 3 months ago worst nightclub London. RUN AWAY nightclub does not deserve even star put out no reason after spending 100 their club manager is catastophic and uncompromising only screams and insults tourists like us. My worst experience lived all my life. Do not go there or will be disappointed ever (Owner) 3 months ago

Lazy, Shady, And Lame Liars Getting Outed Online

A collection of totally random and funny tweets | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks

Fresh Batch Of Totally Random, Funny Tweets

A quick Twitter thread breaks down the grieving process | Lauren Herschel @LaurenHerschel So grief is like this: There's box with ball And pain button. And no am not known my art skills BALL AND BOX BALL PAIN BUTTON

Quick Twitter Thread Breaks Down Grief

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A Twitter thread about a hilariously clueless intern named Steve | Kaleb Harmon @KalebAHarmon have an intern named James. God blessed James with an incredible amount confidence point arrogance. God did not, however, bless James with any amount common sense or intelligence. These are his stories.

Twitter Thread: Tale Of A Hilariously Clueless Intern

A collection of clever comebacks that hit the spot | Awake @Spacehehehe 28 Aug will never change tolerate. Research #FlatEarth NO CURVE HERE Can agree on 91 27 60 169 ashallowseafish @ashallowsea love flat earthers, because they remind even though failure, there are always people even more disappointing than | said l pretty hesitated second. Why paused second appreciate beauty.

Clever Comebacks That Dismantled Their Recipients

A collection of funny moments from the world of Scottish Twitter | Lauryn @LaurynDow Does anyone else only get out eh bed multiples 0 or 5, like gets 07:21 n am like nah av missed al get up at 07:25 or am mad

Precious Gems From The World Of Scottish Twitter

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A collection of funny tweets from Twitter's funniest dad | James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn so out just asked my dog hand something be fair, he gave same blank stare my kids would have.

Comedy Gems From Twitter's Funniest Dad

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