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Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen Murder Mystery | ML Brennan @BrennanML think l'd really like right now is cozy British village murder mystery show where Patrick Stewart and lan McKellen are elderly widower neighbors who bicker lot about their gardens, and also solve crimes. And there's super hot grandson who has drive them around | So lan will be all need prune this hedge back think looks fine, but keeps putting shoots up over on my side And Patrick gasps and is all COURSE explains knife got into

Twitter Thread: Patrick Stewart And Ian McKellen In A Murder Mystery

Guy falls asleep on the train, tries to evade fare, conductor can't be tricked | Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed).

Guy Falls Asleep On Train, Tries To Evade Fare, Conductor Isn't Fooled

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Joe Buck turns people's home videos into play-by-play practice | woman in pink sweatshirt preparing dough on a counter in a kitchen

Joe Buck Turns Home Videos Into Play-By-Play Practice

Dad pulls the ultimate prank on his daughter from afar, during their game of pinch and punch | Bridie Connell @BridieKConnell 16h 27897 4.4K Right. So my dad and are both very competitive/stubborn have been locked battle pinch and punch, first day month years. 15 years be exact. Neither us remember started.

Dad Pulls Ultimate Prank On Daughter From Afar

A reporter dips out when a herd of bison show up during a broadcast | Jo @JoJoFromJerz Replying DeionNBCMT @gtconway3d and @YellowstoneNPS more times watch this harder laugh | news reporter looking off camera to the side in disbelief

Herd Of Bison Crash Reporter's News Segment

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Guy on Twitter traces the electric origins of Triscuit | Sage Boggs @sageboggs OK, buckle up wanna talk about Triscuit. Tris cuit NABISCO Baked with 100% Whole Grain Wheat Triscuit ENLARGED T0 SHOW DETAIL SERVING Top with herbed cheese, tomatoes parsley SUGGESTION starts with 3 Simple Ingredients ORIGINAL MADE WITH SEA SALT PER 6 CRACKERS 120 0.5 CALORIES DIETS RICH WHOLE GRAIN FOODS OTHER PLANT FOODS LOW SATURATED FAT CHOLESTEROL, MAY HELP REDUCE RISK HEART DISEASE. 160ng SODIUM SAT FAT SUGARS

Guy On Twitter Traces Electric Origins Of Triscuit

People on Twitter share when they knew the cabin fever had taken effect | cvread @chrisvread my daughter yelled panic come upstairs because toilet smoking IKnewlHadCabinFeverWhen two paper rolls and an empty roll arrange on a toilet to make it look like it has eyes and is smoking a cigar | MKB @MKButler428 #IKnewlHadCabinFeverWhen My daughter started making hats cats cats are now plotting our demise

Twitter Users Share When They Knew They Had Cabin Fever

Patrick Stewart reciting Shakespeare quarantine coronavirus

Patrick Stewart Calmly Reciting A Shakespearean Love Sonnet

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Ryan Reynolds shares a video about social distancing | Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Another important message from an important celebrity. Let’s spread the word not the virus. I happily nominate, @stevenpage @Sethrogen and @TerryR49776917 #PlankTheCurve #StayAtHomeSaveLives

Ryan Reynolds Shares Social Distancing Video, Nominates Seth Rogen

A submarine service member shares his tips for people dealing with isolation | Jon Bailey @SloopJontyB During my time Submarine Service along with many others endured many weeks and months cooped up steel tube under waves just thought share few coping strategies many now facing Covid-19 “patrol Purell ADVANCED HYGIENIC HAND RUB GEL HYDRO-ALCOOLIQUE POUR LES MAINS GEL ALCOHÓLICO PARA DESINFECCIÓN HIGIÉNICA DE MANOS ANTISÉPTICO PARA PIEL SANA GEL ALCOÓICO ANTISSÉPTICO PARA MÃOS ONTSMETTE Co tish S

A Submarine Service Member's Tips For Isolation

People on Twitter react to "amid" being the new Coronavirus buzzword | tweet by dayana sarkisova @dsarkisova no one: absolutely nobody: editors working on coronavirus coverage: amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid

"Amid" Is The New Coronavirus Buzzword

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Limited food options plus your Coronavirus emotions equals your nickname | tweet by elan gale @theyearofelan quarantine nickname is feel right now last thing ate out cupboard can call angry chili mango"

Quarantine Moment: Limited Food Options Plus Coronavirus Emotions Equals Nickname

Tumblr user imagines a beautiful story about a mermaid and her family of pirates | 4G OD154% 1 20:23 Chwistopher @Loudwindow Concept: Pirates slay monster mermaid steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid using treasure chest as cradle. Pirates:

Tumblr User Writes Story About A Pirate Mermaid

Tim takes over National Cowboy Museum's Twitter, and comedy gold ensues | Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm 2d Hello, my name is Tim and am head security Cowboy have been asked take on additional duty social media management while museum is closed new this but excited. My team will also continue protect and monitor museum. Thanks, Tim Send 130 27 356 2,811 | Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm 1d This is hat and eyepatch Duke wore movie True Grit. They are part our Exhibition about 2 True Grit. Lots interesting

Cowboy Museum's Head Of Security Takes Over Twitter, Gold Ensues

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A celebrity filled video of them singing "Imagine" ends up inspiring multiple parodies | Pablo S. Torre @PabloTorre Pls excuse while recruit dozen celebrities whisper-sing End" by Linkin Park into their cell phone cameras

Celeb-Filled "Imagine" Video Inspires Parodies

Funniest pickup lines amidst this time of social distancing | Fletchy Tags @FletchyTags "Hey baby come within 6 feet here often SocialDistancingPickUpLines

The Funniest Social Distancing Pickup Lines