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Funny tweets from the Lawrence Police Department on Twitter | Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Is 20 tubes disinfectant wipes reasonable amount 600 sq ft apartment is not reasonable amount should not buy many tubes. Maybe just one or two? been 38 minutes since told wash hands and had hands all over germ infested phone reading tweets. Wash hands, wipe down phone, and return some TP store. And don't crime.

Comedy Gems From Lawrence Police Department's Twitter

Yes, remember not to crime.
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A collection of funny dad jokes from dads on Twitter | Zack @Mr_Kapowski [kid's party Can leave? These things take forever Wife harsh whisper* Shut mouth. Watch our daughter open her presents

Dad Jokes That Went Full Dad Joke

Dad jokes are true gems.
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A collection of times that egotistical people got put in their place | letsgingerale my electricity got shut off and couldn't submit claim on their website because had no power

People's Best "No Power Here" Moments

Always a spectacle to behold.
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A collection of times that troll, Ken M, toyed with people online | Ken M @horseysurprise 's oddly cathartic realize l'l never be able pay off my student loan borrowed $400 student

Times Troublemaker Ken M Toyed With People

Ken M is a national treasure.
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A collection of funny tweets from Ryan Reynolds on Twitter | Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering can't do this

Comedy Gold From Twitter King, Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds always delivers.
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twitter thread about adopting a stray cat | Connor Manning @AConnorManning Made friends with most affectionate street cat

The Saga of A Cat Getting Itself Adopted

It's a wholesome timeline.
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Twitter thread ruth bader ginsberg | Scott Hershovitz @shershovitz Today happy RBG memory time talked her into talking trash OT06 clerks had fantasy baseball league. Some chambers had teams. Some individual clerks did. And Justice Alito wanted team himself, not his clerks. 1/11 38 t7 1K 3.4K Scott Hershovitz @shershovitz 6h last week term Ginsburg clerks were matched against Alito's team. RBG on losing end lot term. s Not this time destroyed him: 10-0.

Twitter Thread: The Time Ruth Bader Ginsberg Talked Smack

Notorious.
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A Twitter thread about a dude discovering an awesome, ancient computer | LOCKED John Pfaff @JohnFPfaff 10h Oh God. An Apple lle. Sat my parents' attic years. Decades. And works. Put an old game disk. Asks if want restore saved game. And finds one must be 30 years old 10 years old again

Twitter Thread: Man Discovers Ancient Computer

It's an actual treasure.
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People who destroyed themselves by trying to insult someone else on social media |  Patricia @patriciarose_ Replying MaxZatlin Anyone who can't spell or use punctuation is no poisition questions people's intelligence.

People That Hit Their Own Self-Destruct Buttons

Silence could've solved everything for them.
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A Twitter thread about a student looking up their impactful teacher on Twitter | Raifa Rafiq @RaifaRafiq OMFG! Guys. There literally teacher at school who loved so dearly (English teacher she left year 10) and don't even know why but randomly decided do internet stalkies because l've always wanted find her and thank her because gosh l love her.

Twitter Thread: Student Finds Life Changing Teacher On Twitter

The good teachers really make a difference.
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A woman shares a powerful Twitter thread on prison visit struggles that people encounter | Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura Yesterday accompanied woman see her loved one prison left before dawn make AM visit. Several hours later were headed back home, our visit denied wanted share bit about experience.

Woman Shares Powerful Twitter Thread On Prison Visit Struggles

Plain old terrible.
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A collection of tweets that represent what the Midwestern lifestyle is like | WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE Name an extreme Midwest sport corn gets so tall can't see oncoming traffic at intersection

Tweets About That Midwestern Life

A pickle wrap sounds madly intriguing.
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A Twitter thread about a teacher handling a non English speaking student | As formerly non-English speaking immigrant, here is story cherish s 1997 just moved Korea Los Angeles area took regular English courses Korea, and good enough get out ESL classes and into regular 10th grade classes.

Twitter Thread: English Teacher Meets Foreign Student With Understanding

A little push can go a long way!
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Twitter thread about a woman's experience getting lump removed in Iceland | Mary Robinette Kowal e @MaryRobinette lived lIceland found lump. Ihad no idea navigate finding doctor, so went our show's production manager found lump. Can help find doctor? PM: Just go cancer center Okay do get referral? PM s referral?

Twitter Thread: Woman Discovers Lump, Iceland's Healthcare Pulls Through

That's how it should be.
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A Twitter thread about the importance of science and technology education | Sulka Haro @sulka think Clarke's Third Law Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable magic" has emerged full force during last 10 years and its having profound effect on society thread:

Twitter Thread: Importance Of Science And Technology Education

Knowledge is power.
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Twitter thread School friend asks dumb questions to help anxious friend | baileyanastas @baileyanastas had this girl my class and she considered be like REALLY DUMB. She'd ask ton questions class, which everybody would consider be "stupid"and "silly" and even teachers would often taunt her but she'd never stop asking.

Twitter Thread: Loyal Friend Bears Ridicule to Help Friend in School

There's some quality friendship.
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