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A woman shares various overheards from her medical student husband | insert Dolly emoji here BuhRooklynne KID TOY light turns read, talk into speaker turn into song! Okay, Go! HUSBAND: GYNOCOMASTIA

Wife's Overheards Of Medical Student Husband

A Twitter thread about the brain's reaction to long term stress situations | Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley Let be clear thread Those "all over place" feelings been having? They are symptoms stress, NOT personal failures yours.

Twitter Thread: The Brain's Response To Long Term Stress

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Funny tweets from the Lawrence Police Department on Twitter | Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Is 20 tubes disinfectant wipes reasonable amount 600 sq ft apartment is not reasonable amount should not buy many tubes. Maybe just one or two? been 38 minutes since told wash hands and had hands all over germ infested phone reading tweets. Wash hands, wipe down phone, and return some TP store. And don't crime.

Comedy Gems From Lawrence Police Department's Twitter

A collection of funny dad jokes from dads on Twitter | Zack @Mr_Kapowski [kid's party Can leave? These things take forever Wife harsh whisper* Shut mouth. Watch our daughter open her presents

Dad Jokes That Went Full Dad Joke

A collection of times that egotistical people got put in their place | letsgingerale my electricity got shut off and couldn't submit claim on their website because had no power

People's Best "No Power Here" Moments

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A collection of times that troll, Ken M, toyed with people online | Ken M @horseysurprise 's oddly cathartic realize l'l never be able pay off my student loan borrowed $400 student

Times Troublemaker Ken M Toyed With People

A collection of funny tweets from Ryan Reynolds on Twitter | Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering can't do this

Comedy Gold From Twitter King, Ryan Reynolds

twitter thread about adopting a stray cat | Connor Manning @AConnorManning Made friends with most affectionate street cat

The Saga of A Cat Getting Itself Adopted

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Twitter thread ruth bader ginsberg | Scott Hershovitz @shershovitz Today happy RBG memory time talked her into talking trash OT06 clerks had fantasy baseball league. Some chambers had teams. Some individual clerks did. And Justice Alito wanted team himself, not his clerks. 1/11 38 t7 1K 3.4K Scott Hershovitz @shershovitz 6h last week term Ginsburg clerks were matched against Alito's team. RBG on losing end lot term. s Not this time destroyed him: 10-0.

Twitter Thread: The Time Ruth Bader Ginsberg Talked Smack

A Twitter thread about a dude discovering an awesome, ancient computer | LOCKED John Pfaff @JohnFPfaff 10h Oh God. An Apple lle. Sat my parents' attic years. Decades. And works. Put an old game disk. Asks if want restore saved game. And finds one must be 30 years old 10 years old again

Twitter Thread: Man Discovers Ancient Computer

People who destroyed themselves by trying to insult someone else on social media | Patricia @patriciarose_ Replying MaxZatlin Anyone who can't spell or use punctuation is no poisition questions people's intelligence.

People That Hit Their Own Self-Destruct Buttons

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A Twitter thread about a student looking up their impactful teacher on Twitter | Raifa Rafiq @RaifaRafiq OMFG! Guys. There literally teacher at school who loved so dearly (English teacher she left year 10) and don't even know why but randomly decided do internet stalkies because l've always wanted find her and thank her because gosh l love her.

Twitter Thread: Student Finds Life Changing Teacher On Twitter

A woman shares a powerful Twitter thread on prison visit struggles that people encounter | Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura Yesterday accompanied woman see her loved one prison left before dawn make AM visit. Several hours later were headed back home, our visit denied wanted share bit about experience.

Woman Shares Powerful Twitter Thread On Prison Visit Struggles

A collection of tweets that represent what the Midwestern lifestyle is like | WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE Name an extreme Midwest sport corn gets so tall can't see oncoming traffic at intersection

Tweets About That Midwestern Life

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A Twitter thread about a teacher handling a non English speaking student | As formerly non-English speaking immigrant, here is story cherish s 1997 just moved Korea Los Angeles area took regular English courses Korea, and good enough get out ESL classes and into regular 10th grade classes.

Twitter Thread: English Teacher Meets Foreign Student With Understanding

Twitter thread about a woman's experience getting lump removed in Iceland | Mary Robinette Kowal e @MaryRobinette lived lIceland found lump. Ihad no idea navigate finding doctor, so went our show's production manager found lump. Can help find doctor? PM: Just go cancer center Okay do get referral? PM s referral?

Twitter Thread: Woman Discovers Lump, Iceland's Healthcare Pulls Through

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Engineer backs out of volunteer work for his company, then finds out volunteers got paid after all, he throws a fit: ‘You set me up, I would’ve come if I knew’

Engineer backs out of volunteer work for his company, then finds out volunteers got paid after all, he throws a fit: ‘You set me up, I would’ve come if I knew’

Company driver gets reported by coworker for breaking minor rule, gets payback by driving entitled coworker on the longest shift possible: ‘An extra 5 hours where he just had to sit there’

Company driver gets reported by coworker for breaking minor rule, gets payback by driving entitled coworker on the longest shift possible: ‘An extra 5 hours where he just had to sit there’

'Our district VP was not amused': Employee spends 7 hours wrapping package in twine

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Entitled 17-year-old keeps making 16-year-old friend buy coffees for her, friend calls her out for never paying her back: 'She could easily just go get one herself'

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Manager shorts pay and tries to get employee to quit, instead unknowingly saves him $18k and employed for 6 years: ‘I don’t steal from employers, unless they steal from me first.’

Manager shorts pay and tries to get employee to quit, instead unknowingly saves him $18k and employed for 6 years: ‘I don’t steal from employers, unless they steal from me first.’

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