FAIL Blog
Advertisement

twitter

A funny Twitter thread about a woman's husband eating shower snacks | Jenna Guillaume JennaGuillaume are shower snacks thing or just something my weirdo husband does 4:48 pm 31/7/20 TweetDeck 13 Retweets and comments 157 Likes Jenna Guillaume JennaG 31/7/20 Replying JennaGuillaume why is there pringles container shower my husband, like 's most normal thing world: oh my shower snacks

Twitter Thread: Wife's Husband Loves Shower Snacks

Completely understandable.
View List
A fascinating Twitter thread about how our eyes are deceptive cameras | foone @Foone want know something about bullshit insane our brains are? OK, so there's physical problem with our eyes move them short fast bursts called "saccades right? very quick, synchronized movements only problem is: they go all blurry and useless during this >

Twitter Thread: Our Vision Systems Are Lying

Eye can see clearly now.
View List
Advertisement
A Twitter thread about a girl's Italian family being surprised by a DNA test | buzzfeed owes money f Follow @queenozymandias My uncle on my Italian side got one DNA tests done and turns out they're not Italian and everyone my family is having mental breakdown

Twitter Thread: Italian Family Gets Blindsided By DNA Test

Those DNA tests are deadly.
View List
A collection of tweets from the Last Blockbuster | Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster People always ask us if Die Hard is Christmas movie and our answer is always same: Please just rent something.

Hilarious Tweets From The Last Blockbuster

This account drops gold left and right.
View List
Emotional Twitter thread about student helping classmate with social anxiety | baileyanastas @baileyanastas had this girl my class and she considered be like REALLY DUMB. She'd ask ton questions class, which everybody would consider be "stupid"and "silly" and even teachers would often taunt her but she'd never stop asking

Twitter Thread: Girl Endures Teasing For Anxious Friend

Now that friend is a real keeper.
View List
Advertisement
A collection of times that humans were total bros to one another | To people eating out my GARBAGE have more Love for Than Think. Please Just come and Tell Hungry will give fresh Slice Pizza water. GOD Bless | Augie Nash @AugieNash at Sam's Club Older couple 70's checking out Cashier asks if they found everything they needed Lady said no needed bread Young man 20's heard this and says "Ma'am have loaf can have, and if see anything my cart welcome

Loving Humans Being Absolute Bros

Bring on the feels.
View List
A collection of funny tweets from Professor Snape on Twitter | Professor Snape @_Snape_ many Harry Potters does take screw lightbulb? One. He holds and world revolves around him. young Daniel Radcliff

Professor Snape Tweets That Were Pure Magic

Good old Snape.
View List
A ridiculous job listing for a celebrity influencer assistant gets roasted | Personal Assistant Influencer Confidential Los Angeles, CA Posted: July 29, 2020 Q more jobs like this Part Time Job Professional Personal Assistant Large Celebrity well known celebritylinfluencer with 10+ million followers is seeking well organized/available/diligent personal assistant join her team. This is part time "Personal Assistant" position but will eventually transition full time if properly qualified ideal can

Celebrity Influencer's Job Listing For Assistant Gets Roasted

The delusions are strong with this one.
View List
Advertisement
awkwar stories and funny moments tweets | Calen @calen I am at food truck and this guy walks up and says have my usual and guy working says don't know who hell are.

Awkward Moments Caught on Tweet

Sometimes you say something that makes you want to dig a hole and stand in it forever.
View List
Woman shares a list of twenty things to consider before marriage | im famous dont talk cxkenobxkerry 1. Talk about DEBT

Twitter Thread: Twenty Things To Consider Before Marriage

Don't want to overlook these.
View List
A fascinating Twitter thread about a guy's family secret | ManSitChoAzzDown Follow @AngryManTV At my grandpops funeral learned he professional welterweight boxer NYC 40's question why he never told us nobody knew continued dig discovered sad reasons why.

Twitter Thread: Man Discovers Grandpa's Fascinating Boxing Career

What a story.
View List
Advertisement
Guy orders Garfield toy and get sand, and can't find a solution | Quinton Reviews @Q_Review bought big Garfield plush GarfieldEats, personally talked their CEO about getting delivered, fought weeks get delivered, and s sand. There's nothing box but sand s, like, sand child's castle playset hell | SABLE BL WHITE SA Sandtastik Alew Play Sand DEAL INDOOR PLAY USE CL UNTABLE OUTDOOR AREAS MOLDS GREAT MOST EeRONMENTALLY FRENDLY CONTAING NO FREE SILICA CONTANS NO PREE GUARTZ *oNATTURAL 25 ib (11.3 kg)

Dude Orders Garfield Toy, Gets Bags of Sand

Honestly it's shocking that there's still Garfield hype out there.
View List
Twitter thread breaks down a brief history of Chinese American food | XIRAN, Chinese History Educational XiranJayZhao gonna talk lil about Chinese American food bc 's honestly so fierce bunch amateur cooks working with unfamiliar ingredients managed create cuisine style captivated America even under intense discrimination (1 Chinese restaurant interior, 1890s. Photo: Bancroft Library, BANC-PIC-1985.084-107--ALB 7:33 PM 17 Jul 20 Twitter Web App

Twitter Thread: Brief History Of Chinese American Food

Yay, new knowledge.
View List
A Twitter thread about a girl discovering surprising truth about her parents | Anya @anyahettich 1d Replying anyahettich So on Monday discussing blood types and this girl trying figure out why her blood type didn't make sense on her Punnett square 27409 O 6,722 Anya @anyahettich 1d She told prof her dad O and her mom but yet she AB 2 27369 5,715 Anya @anyahettich 1d My prof explained s impossible she's confused on blood types or something she even drew out different Punnett squares show her

Twitter Thread: Girl Learns About Blood Types, Family Secret Is Revealed

Oh man, that's tough.
View List
Advertisement
Twitter reacts to Jonah Hill's unexpected coffee carrying method | jocelyn @deadlilbird inspiring jonah hill still carries coffee like this, he hasn't learned incident, thus he is an everyman Jonah Hill with pink hair and airpods dressed in a colorful tie dye shirt Lithmania and shorts carrying coffee cup by the lid

Jonah Hill's Coffee Carrying Method Alarms Twitter

Fearless.
View List
Man discovers cat with babies underneath his bed, and his dad instinct kicks in | Paris Zarcilla @ParisZarcilla So JUST FOUND CAT IS NOT MINE AND HAS HAD BABIES UNDER MY BED.

Tumblr Thread: Man Discovers Cat With Babies Underneath Bed

Cat Dad is the real MVP.
View List
Advertisement

Hot Today

Advertisement