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A ridiculous Twitter thread about boiling eggs for computer mouses | Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know hardships each week having overcook fresh hardboiled egg yolk computer mouse 10:18 AM 5/21/20 Twitter Web App

Twitter Thread: Hard Boiled Eggs And Computer Mouses

Woman brings an IRS scammer to justice in a fun Twitter thread | Let's Make Ha-Deel 17 306 1.5K @twittysuch Apr 3 finally happened finally got call scammer claiming be IRS and could finally pull all tax law and privacy law know out my brain. This is good day. This is MY day, people.

Twitter Thread: Woman Brings IRS Scammer To Justice

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Woman shares various tips on navigating peaceful relationships | Mattie Rogers O @mattie_rogers some relationship things think lot people miss: 1) Don't keep score. Don't do/not do things based on other has done 2) always offer/be willing split bills/ any combined purchases. Stop with expectations no shame staying within means

Twitter Thread: Woman's Wholesome Take On Relationships

A Twitter thread on the conditional immortality of lobsters | labcoat lesbian NYC Pride AC Follow @JUNIUS_64 lobsters made deal with devil conditional immortality and backfired on them cannot change my mind 11:41 AM 21 Jun 2018 28,755 Retweets 106,452 Likes 565 t7 29K 106K Tweet reply labcoat lesbian NYC Pride AC @JUNIUS_64 Jun 21 WHERE IS GOD NOW, JORDAN PETERSON 7 27 134 O 2.9K

Twitter Thread: The Conditional Immortality Of Lobsters

Twitter users tell the secrets they don't tell their spouses about | Dawn Follow @thoughtfloss Which piece chicken fell on floor ThingsYouDont TellYourSpouse

Twitter Shares The Things You Don't Tell Your Spouse

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Various people on Twitter describe the moments they started hating school | Leah @ubersle Replying justinboldaji 4th grade answered quiz question do call an animal eats only plants as herbivore. My teacher marked wrong and said vegetarian have taken Supreme Court such my wrath.

Irritating Times Students Encountered Toxic Nonsense

A Twitter thread about employees that decide to have their editorial meetings on Red Dead Redemption | Viviane Schwarz @vivschwarz Zoom sucks started having editorial meetings Red Dead Redemption instead s nice sit at campfire and discuss projects, with wolves howling out night

Twitter Thread: Employees Have Meetings On Red Dead Redemption

tonyhawk Tell Cooper I got him!!! And I'll trade him for a new board.

Tony Hawk And Postman Help Out A Local Skateboarder

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A Twitter thread looks back on all the nostalgic days | melina melmadara bringing back weird memories elementary school running a finger between tiles | these smelled SO bad and were probably washed once year colorful fabric clothes

Twitter Thread: Drift Off Into Nostalgia

A collection of clever insults that held nothing back | School Rock N Scott U see flatness too 's fake U can see animation Scott are horse 1600s with dementia who just decided get into body child, but with no more education than he had as horse | 90 DAY FIANC BEFORE 90 DAYS BREAKOUT STAR Jael Martinez•3 weeks ago MS He looks like germ Mucinex commercial 16K 287 VIEW 287 REPLIES

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Twitter thread breaks down the madness of the hatpin panic in the 1900s | Jason Poole @JasonPoolej2 Has anyone ever heard hatpin panic early 1900's women wore giant hatpins go with their massive hats

Twitter Thread: The Insanity Of Hatpin Panic

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Twitter story about a sneaky lizard creating hilarious havoc in a garden | Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama So had massive infestation pill bugs who ate our zucchini twice. So put out beer traps (they go drink beer, they fall Then mystery occurred

Twitter Thread: Lizard Creates Hilarious Havoc In Garden

A quick Twitter thread is filled to the brim with awkwardness. | lanzo @babyhaim definitely standing line behind guy and girl on their first date. He's totally about make move and feelin real awk

Girl's Twitter Thread Drips With Awkwardness

Kid's letters inspires wholesome vulnerability from other people. | Hugh Weber @hughweber Emerson, my 11 year old, is on bit wild ride with USPS and our local mail carrier, Doug. And think there's deeper message all. First backstory 6:45 PM 5/2/20 Twitter iPhone 2,805 Retweets 6,188 Likes

Twitter Thread: Kid's Letters Inspires Wholesome Vulnerability

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A collection of Wendy's roasts that were absolutely brutal. | Tweet Tony X. O @soloucity 3h so @Wendys ujust gonna let @IHOB sell burgers on block? thought were og? 22 t7 1,534 5,885 Wendy's O @Wendys Replying soloucity and @IHOB Not really afraid burgers place decided pancakes were too hard. | Cooper Franklin @CooperDFra 5d Wendy's needs get rid square burger seems little too artificial 27 1 Wendy's @Wendys Replying CooperDFranklin Unlike super natural circle shape hamburgers come pick them off

Wendy's Roasts Of Pure Fiery Proportions

A collection of times that liars got called out for trying to spread lies | NOT Western is NOT Western is NOT Western. Do research. This is samurai show, specifically Ronin samurai show. Every trope, storyline or cliche see comes Samurai films INFLUENCED Westerns does NOT make Western TheMandalorian BITCH CAROLE BASKIN! did thing today because bored haha #tigerking #joeexotic 11h 6h Reply am reporting this image stole my hard work on facebook and on Instagram now. are special kind garbage person

Liars That Got Outed By The World's Truth Seekers

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Overworked employee doing a 3-person job solo gets denied PTO for a two-day vacation after her company laid off the rest of the department and never replaced anyone

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Daughter gives her mother an eviction notice on her birthday after years of covering the household bills, loans, and rent while her family refused to pay their share

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Elderly homeowner begs couple to move in because she's afraid to live alone, kicks them out 2 weeks later over a work-for-rent misunderstanding: 'We were completely confused'

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