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Guy's Twitter thread about his experience with dog following him around in Skyrim is perfect representation of the game. | Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton worst part Skyrim found dog whose owner died cabin, and then course had adopt dog bc not monster 9:34 PM 04 Apr 16 TweetDeck 8,121 Retweets 24.9K Likes Patrick Lent O· 04 Apr 16 v Replying PatrickLenton @PatrickLenton and fucking love this dog, but wondering around trying solve quests and save world and junk, but this good dog

Guy Shares Hilarious Story About His Skyrim Adventures

Woman tells hilarious story about a Pomeranian dog in funny Twitter thread | Text - Merry Priest (rhymes with Cherie Priest) @cmpriest Things overheard whilst a zippy Pomeranian named "Chunk" escaped his yard and chased after me while I walked Greyson and Lucy this morning. A thread:

Woman On Twitter Tells Hilarious Story Of Runaway Pomeranian

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precariously balanced cups |  wint @dril 3h user named beavis_sinatra has been terrorizing since 2004, by sending pictures cups are too close edge table 17 1,514 3,837 @beavis_sinatra @dril

Twitter User Harasses with Precariously Balanced Cups

A fun and informative Twitter thread on bathroom breaks in outer space. | Mary Robinette Kowal MaryRobinette Let's talk about peeing space. Several people response my NY Times essay, have said women couldn't go into space because lacked technology them pee space. 11:00 AM Jul 19, 2019 73.9K 31.2K people are Tweeting ab..

Fun Informative Twitter Thread On Bathroom Breaks In Space

A man shares a Twitter thread about his observations on his first proper Christmas. | Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching have my first proper Christmas am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are few observations.

Twitter Thread: A Man's Observations On First Proper Christmas

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A collection of tweets about people's biggest decoration fails. |Jamez 00 @JamezMagic Replying jimmyfallon #Decoration Disaster my family brought home our Christmas tree put up and turns out there spider's nest Hundred spiders crawled out have had an artificial tree ever since

People's Funniest Holiday Decoration Disasters

People that were fools online and got served an extra does of reality | Adrian Adriviix 1h Replying CyberpunkGame Fun fact game is gonna die lest then year if don't bring multiplayer 242 2721 65 Witcher O @witchergame ·52m Ok. Q 42 27 102 1,611

Clueless People That Got Extra Large Servings Of Reality

A collection of the funniest posts from people using the Nextdoor app | Thanksgiving is over is now acceptable put up Christmas decor. On my command, open flood gates.

Hilarious Holiday Posts From Neighbors On Nextdoor

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Parents describe their funniest Zoom call interruptions by their kids. | Dr. Erin Marie Furtak 000 @furtak During one hour zoom call this afternoon, my son interrupted ask is an invasive species is abundant And finally is civilization last one might take while answer

Parents' Funniest Zoom Call Interruptions

Tenants describe their worst landlords on Twitter. | Jason Scott @DrJasonScott Charged 10 our deposit because didn't fully make beds leaving furnished property and didn't put things correct cupboards deposit scheme sided with landlord #VentYourRent

Tenants' Gnarliest Landlord Stories

Dad takes after hamster babysitting duties, and wholesome breakdown ensues. | Steph Veerman @stephyj725 my dad took over my hamster once went back college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes prove truly pure my father is

Twitter Thread: Hamster Stages Great Escape, Pure Dad Has Breakdown

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A collection of tweets that encapsulate adulthood. | Swishergirl @Swishergirl24 Welcome adulthood. Hope enjoy panic attacks.

Tweets About The Emotional Rollercoaster Of Adulthood

man confronts neighbor for obnoxious Christmas lights decorations

Neighbor Can't Handle Christmas Decorations

A cat eats a magical cookie, and then pure ridiculousness ensues | Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi. 14h Replying Carmine_Deville Firstly wanna preface this by saying she's fine, because this cat is an indestructible Dumpster Demon TM with stomach steel. Her father raccoon and her mother ate and shat nails. She'd fight god half stale bagel and win. Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi 14h Secondly, this is on because fully aware both my garbage monsters would eat entire actual trash can and all its

Twitter Thread: Daring Cat Eats Magical Cookie, Adventure Ensues

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Twitter thread on weirdness of The Cheesecake Factory | max sledroom @MaxKrie If want fully immersive "postmodern design hellscape" themed dining experience highly recommend dinner at Cheesecake Factory design perspective place is fuckin wild and talk little bit about why | max sledroom @Max 12h v interior is world aesthetic chaos feels like mix between Fry's Electronics, an overgrown Panera, and laser tag arena s sensational Palm trees sit aside 2000's-chic glass lighting fixtures, French limes

Twitter Thread: Cheesecake Factory is A World of Contradictions

stupid and funny joke tweets | 17 Discount Emma Stone Retweeted jon drake @DrakeGatsby 000 's my Roomba's birthday so l'm bringing him beach and just gonna let him go crazy 9:01 AM Nov 15, 2020 Twitter iPhone

Funny Tweets to Put Some Skip in That Step