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A collection of totally random, and funny Tumblr gems | ghostdrama love old science fiction because 's all like S DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING DEEP CORNERS UNIVERSE" like god bless old sci-fi had such high hopes us Source: lampblack 362,951 no

Totally Random Tumblr Gems To Occupy Existing

Stories of sad and wholesome ape sign language from tumblr | Even more interestingly, after Washoe and Loulis bonded, she started teaching him American Sign Language same way human parents teach their children only took Loulis days to learn his first Washoe. and aside the seven that his human handlers learned around him. he learned to speak in ASL just as

Tumblr Thread on Ape Sign Language Is a Feels Trip

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Tumblr user calls BS on popular spirited away fan theory | don't want don't need petrichoriousparalian this scene is even more creepy realize Spirited Away metaphor sex industry Japan | eren-jaegars-butt oh vivvav OH FUCK'S SAKE! NO WASN'T JACKASSES Totoro's about dead girls Spirited Away is about sex know hear? Spirited Away made some friends Miyazaki's. Specifically ten-year-old daughters some friends he invited stay at his vacation home s fairly common Miyazaki decide he's going make movies

Tumblr User Calls BS On Sinister Subtext of "Spirited Away"

Tumblr user calculates value of human soul via golden fiddle value | broternia hate math tests because all throughout chapter 's like really easy shit and then think got and then test is like if throw triangle out car and car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is thing exists many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul mr-elementle Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according devil went down Georgia where Devil offers fiddle gold as an equal bet against soul.

Tumblr User Calculates Cupcake-to-Human Soul Exchange Rate

Various tweets and images filled with ominous positivity | soracities who else is mood walk barefoot over moors blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish ur soul and wet leaves ur hair while wind blows moodily and dramatically? bumble-b-goode can all get mcdonalds afterwards soracities all deserve so yes absolutely. my treat | Dread Singles @hottestsingles ARE ENOUGH TEETH AND MEAT CLAWS AND DORSAL SPINES ARE ENOUGH HEART OR WHATEVER HAS TAKEN ITS PLACE NESTING CAGE RIBS ARE ENOUGH DARK AND GLORIOUS

Ominous Positivity Gems Full Of Ominousness

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Tumblr user censors various parts of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and hilarity ensues | AZULA.GR generalgrievousdatingsim Follow sure is shame can't control elements reflect my current emotional state. not need be any more cool, sexy and powerful than already am but nonetheless think deserve | generalgrievousdatingsim Follow shame deserve

Tumblr User Censors Avatar: The Last Airbender, Comedy Gold Ensues

A collection of funny, random, and hilarious moments from people on Tumblr | tearlessrain realized bothers about skyrim horses' head tracking. normal horses don't look at head on because they see better side. which implies skyrim horses are predators. | spinel-is-baby y'all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about fuuzis-trash-dump Pro Tip: Try think something embarrassing some else has done probably can't. Which means no one else remembers cringe thing did.

Random, Funny, And Weird Tumblr Moments

A collection of funny gems from the world of Tumblr | mum, look at this picture took other day Mum: ooh hang on finds glasses 11 mins puts on cardigan 4 mins sits comfortably on sofa 3 mins hands her phone Mum: hits home button ooh 's gone?! | rebelwhodoesntknow are dancing queen, young and sweet, now quarantine konmariyourboyfriend can dance can jive, but can't go outside bigmammallama5 000000OHHH see girl, watch scene, but through window screen

Hilarious And Totally Random Tumblr Gems

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Tumblr user calculates Ash Ketchum's insane, superhuman strength | tabbibeard does he even let team rocket steal his pikachu at this point he could break their sternums with his index finger pokemontrainerstorm REGRET EVERY INSULT EVER SAID ABOUT ASH MY LIFE mattysones heard ash ketchum has an 8 pack ash ketchum is shredded

Tumblr User Calculates Ash Ketchum's Superhuman Strength

Gamer gets driven insane by an invincible orc that he can't get rid of | POSTS LIKES FOLLOWING pissvortex this fucking orc named Skakuga Taunter has followed throughout this entire game, literally jumping out bushes make fun and then running away after throwing smoke bomb killed him and he came back with peg leg as Skakuga Unkillable hate this fucker

Gamer Driven To Insanity By Invincible Stalker Orc

Fallout player takes ultimate revenge on tons of players, as a maniacal barkeep | yes-sica God spent countless hours as teen playing on heavily modded and roleplay enforced ultima online server played Cedric Sartone, simple farmer turned tavern owner who eventually turned into BEST PLACE TOWN poppin every night buddies with every adventurer, soldier, mage, druid, and ranger played game. After they went out and grinded their skills and did their quests waiting them with warm fire and plenty ale

Ultima Online Player Takes Ultimate Revenge As Maniacal Barkeep

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Tumblr thread gets a Star Wars-inspired twist | TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY "CAUSE MR. DARK SIDE Darth Vader playing a black flying V electric guitar inside the Death Star

Tumblr Thread: "Mr Brightside" Gets The Star Wars Twist

Tumblr user imagines a horror comedy movie where a pizza delivery guy ends up in the middle of different movies | giveamadeuschohisownmovie Concept horror comedy about pizza delivery guy who has deliver several last minute pizzas on graveyard shift gimmick is each house he visits is middle another horror movie. Like first house has serial killer chasing guests next house is zombie outbreak next house has swamp monster, and so on. And all pizza delivery guy cares about is delivering pizza. Also,

Tumblr User Imagines Horror Comedy, Stars Pizza Delivery Dude

A brief Tumblr thread addresses the zombie apocalypse plot holes | kars-did-nothing-wrong why don't people zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits armor think any zombie is gonna get their rotting jaws through this? | gonna rip and tear my way through zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none undead hoards will be able get through my plate mail kars-did-nothing-wrong everyone else is like "oh gotta stay inside most secure places possible and never leave" and l'll be storming

Tumblr Users Address Zombie Apocalypse Plot Holes

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Tumblr thread on bros bonding together to use their brains | sandersstudies love genuinely innocent "boys will be boys Just saw guy come out frat house poke pair jeans they'd left outside they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed like twenty more boys came rushing out house going "YOO00000000" rebelminds heard grunting outside my window other night and there were four boys struggling push this giant snowball (like 7 foot diameter) down sidewalk. snarling-through-our-smiles once lost my

Tumblr Thread On Bros Bonding Together To Use Brain Cells

A ridiculous Tumblr list of unverified history knowledge | confirmance Follow S perks--being-chinese gilbertbielschmidt seduce with ur history knowledge simaraknows vikings made their woman handle finances because they thought math is witchcraft

Facts And Fiction Collide In Fun "History" Thread