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Grandpa hates banana bread, but proceeds to eat it for years out of love | theguilteaparty So my mom told story Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week. Literally every week since first one them learned make they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

Tumblr Story: Grandpa Despises Banana Bread, Eats It For Years Out Of Love

Tumblr funny real life magic spells | monsterlets words power do exist can walk out my apartment wearing most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say words "laundry day" and suddenly 's way less weird monsterlets "laundry day" spell: decreases target's judgment outfit by 80% Source: monsterlets 31,156 notes D E

Tumblr Bits on Real-Life Magic

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A quick Tumblr thread about how trees are bizarre and actually kind of creepy | gwydtheunusual Actually pretty easy. Trees don't reject tissue other trees same family bend tree another tree is sapling, scrape off bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait few years trees will have grown together can use similar technique graft lemon branch or lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and

Tumblr Post: Trees Are Bizarre And Freaky

A quick Tumblr post highlights how forgetful human beings can be | andhumanslovedstories started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago itchy scalp and dandruff, and then ten years have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so thought "why do still buy shampoo combat itchy scalp and dandruff do not have itchy scalp and dandruff so stopped buying shampoo itchy scalp and dandruff and can guess have now? Can predict currently afflicts s alright if can't because apparently fuckin couldn't either

Quick Tumblr Post On Humans' Willful Ignorance

A collection of random, funny, and ridiculous moments from Tumblr | Andrew Armstrong @donfrijole One weirder things about being an adult is having favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about biggest-goldiest-fish Bottom left its-myonlywish well hurry and catch him before he gets far away

Goldmine Of Random Tumblr Gems

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Wholesome helpful neighbor Tumblr story | keuhkopussirotta first doing laundry my new home building spontaneously threw shirt wearing there as well because frankly only do laundry l've run out clean clothes and shirt last had sitting there, shirtless, studying washing machine person whose laundry had been here last came retrieve his own. Casually, trying act like my shirtlessness nothing out ordinary asked him if clothes drying up on line were his. He confused, and realised he not fluent

Tumblr Story: Wholesome Neighbor Is Helpful for No Reason

An informative Tumblr thread on actual meanings of figures of speech | dalekitsune phrase "curiosity killed cat" is actually not full phrase actually is "curiosity killed cat but satisfaction brought back" so don't let anyone tell not be curious little baby okay go and be interested world uwu

Enlightening Tumblr Thread On Meanings Of Figures Of Speech

An educational Tumblr thread about misconceptions vegans hold toward eggs and chicken | despazito Follow vegans who refuse even eat backyard eggs..why despazito Follow people who think its unethical eat chicken eggs are like people who think bees should keep all their honey. they literally produce more than they need and unwillingness even buy local means are doing nothing help them, support small farmers heathens

Informative Tumblr Thread Supports Local And Ethical Farms

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Tumblr Thread on Evil Penguin from Wallace and Gromit | plastic-tulips Follow FUCK did they make penguin wallace and gromit look so evil like 's literally just plasticine penguin but somehow radiates Pure Malice look at

Tumblr Thread: The Expressionless Penguin from Wallace and Gromit

A barista is the living definition of chaotic good | kingoftheunderground work at coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers start calling lattes "hot milkybois" kingoftheunderground also got everyone refer salted caramel blended drink as big salty" and consider one my greatest accomplishments

Tumblr Thread: Barista Is Living Definition Of Chaotic Good

A funny quick Tumblr thread about things that people will see on a road trip across America | things will see on road trip across america -so much desert will get scared seriously california new mexico is terrifying like 's eight straight hours pale red desert and sky is so large everything, even car, even hands, looks like tenuously small and fragile diorama placed on an endless pale red table and left there dissolve.

Quick Tumblr Post On Great American Road Trip

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A quick and entertaining Tumblr post about how mini golf is better than golf | peniswakt golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome truly one life's great paradoxes peniswakt golf wastes crazy amounts space and water soul-crushingly boring extremely frustrating all but highest level players (most golfers will never even shoot par prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round golf can cost $100+)

Quick Tumblr Thread On Mini Golf Being The Best

Funny tumblr story of an elevator Karen is mean to a kid on the elevator, so the kid pretends to be blind | captainthaddiusflorencefrancis inventivefraud Follow gale nomads Follow Did ever tell guys met Karen on cruise 13, got yelled at by her and before proceeded make her regret her life choices span 3 minutes on an elevator? gale nomads Follow Okay so this 11 years ago 13 and on cruise my Cousin's quinceanera (Royal Caribbean gave discounts those)

Elevator Karen Spits Verbal Venom At Kid, Kid Pretends To Be Blind

A collection of funny and random moments from the minds of Tumblr | RE tilthat TIL Frogs can be hypnotized by laying them on their back and stroking their stomach. Snails can sleep up 3 years and 3 Ice Antarctic glaciers is just Penguin urine. via reddit.com sirobvious This guy is hogging all facts eliteknightcats no s all connected | laughingsquid HUMMbucker Electric Kazoo Screeching Kazoo Plugs Into an Amplifier moonlandingwasfaked this is proof God exists and loves us

Totally Terrific, Funny, And Random Tumblr Gems

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A Tumblr thread about how people fail miserably at flirting | teaboot number times have been delighted by witty banter only find out later Flirting" is both unfortunate and disappointing. teaboot "haha so about guy, huh?"

Tumblr Thread: People Fail At Identifying Flirting

A funny Tumblr post about a brother who pranks his sister with Shrek faces | thatsogwyneth: roughkiss: peevsie77: gay-undertones: gay-undertones: So my sister's out day and my sister's room is completely covered One Direction posters So thought why not cut out 350 shrek faces aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK

Sister's One Direction Posters Get Shrekt