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A collection of funny moments from the minds of Tumblr | katy-l-wood Today at work girl at my register heatedly explaining her mother wearing dinosaur costume her school's decades day fact, perfectly acceptable because her teachers did not specify any particular decades. smallest-feeblest-boggart kids are alright Source: katy-l-wood

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Tumblr Thread on the collateral damage the Mythbusters caused | switch-up-snowfox Follow Oh cannonball ain't nothin compared esparto incident. nate2247 Follow now switch-up-snowfox Follow They were testing phrase "knock socks off" and because its mythbusters build team (which consists 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided go quarry near Esparto california test myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds ANFO detonation pretty damn big.

Tumblr Thread: Collateral Damage Caused by Mythbusters

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cat staring at bananas tumblr thread | matzahball bought bunch bananas and l've caught Cleo staring at them every day since

Quick Tumblr Thread On Banana-Fixated Cat

A Tumblr story combines the Star Wars and Marvel universes | steveharrington scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man could get tiny and just like hang out don't know if ever been lego castle but 's pretty sweet peter parker: u have no idea much physical pain having turn this offer down is causing but, north-star-lesbian Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee just make LEGO castle big

Tumblr Story: Avengers Meet The Death Star

A funny Tumblr thread about timelessly funny internet references | headspace-hotel S headspace-hotel forget Internet things would be incomprehensible 2 years ago phenomenon where is appreciation Internet things could show someone 3000 BC and be almost sure they'd get kick out 1 headspace-hotel

Tumblr Thread: Timelessly Entertaining Internet Gems

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An entertaining and dark humored Tumblr thread about Thomas the Tank Engine | frog-and-toad-are-friends My favorite thing about Thomas Tank Engine is canonically takes place train post-apocalypse where Island Sodor is only safe zone totalitarian dystopia which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized repair If think kidding need read original books leonfroid could please direct source would feel much better if this validated.

Tumblr Thread: Thomas The Pain Engine

A quick and educational Tumblr thread on the hidden meaning of Ratatouille's Chef Boyardee scene | upontheshelfreviews There's hidden level brilliance this moment: Chef Boyardee is known today his cheap out can pasta, but his native Italy he renowned expert chef. He reduced face microwaveable eateries after his death. Sound like anyone else this movie?

Tumblr Thread: Significance Of Ratatouille's Chef Boyardee Scene

A Tumblr thread on how movies paint unrealistic standards for men | cruxofargon know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she's RIGHT Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he cutting weight every single scene maintain his physique at 155 ever cut weight know horrible must have been. He did because they needed look Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn't last more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique look male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand

Tumblr Thread: Hollywood's Unrealistic Standards For Males

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A quick and funny Tumblr thread on humans' wholesome love for the Curiosity Rover | Sandra Tayler @SandraTayler Sometimes forget humans are amazing think curiosity singing Happy Birthday on Mars, and this response:

Quick Tumblr Thread On Humans' Love For Curiosity Rover

Funny tumblr moments | pteapotdactyl weareallfromearth Follow getlitaesthetic Follow Today 10:12 want 6 pet sloths so can name them after every sin except sloth Today my wife texted this, and then immediately called make sure got because an urgent message Source

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A quick and funny Tumblr post about common American sayings | themightyglamazon ACCURATE one--all-plus-ultra If they say they're peachy means they're tired existence drneverland If they say "Living dream means "please kill hate my job so, so much."

Quick Tumblr Post On Common American Sayings

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Tumblr thread on batman villains as talk radio personalities | nonasuch Follow batman s situation? commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken employees hostage batman are their demands? commissioner gordon: they haven't issued any. they, uh. batman commisioner gordon turns on radio] harley gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he's too enmeshed see caller: no right right gotta do harley got this

Tumblr Thread: Batman Villains as Talk Radio Therapists

Tumblr thread describes sci fi humans as having a stabbing knife roomba | sepulchritude on topic humans being intergalactic “hold my beer" species: imagine an alien stepping onto human starship and seeing space roomba with knife duct taped onto just wandering around ship doesn't have any special intelligence s just normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on ship and they don't have knives s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance every room ship. occasionally crew members

Tumblr Explores Human Nature with "Knife Roomba"

Tumblr thread suggests that the color magenta does not exist | inkwingart This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn't actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta serve as considers logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends linear spectrum. TL;DR this color is fake (and also hate )

Tumblr Thread: Magenta Isn't A Real Color

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A Tumblr story about how a guy ends up befriending the monster underneath his bed | 2 writing-prompt-s drop small piece food on floor, and decide kick under oven/couch/ whatever because can't be bothered pick up. As walking away hear very quiet "Thank under bethanythemartian "No problem say words passing out my mouth on autopilot, before my brain engages and freeze.

Tumblr Post: Guy Makes Friends With Monster Under The Bed

Fun Tumblr thread imagines an IT wizard | otherwindow Consider fantasy series where court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an guy. Court Wizard, fixing Queen's magic mirror: has't thee attempted cleansing and reapplying runes anew?

Quick Fun Tumblr Thread On An IT Wizard