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A quick and funny Tumblr thread about people's unexpected food allergies | @eggzbian-deactivated20191126 orange juice is superior beverage bc makes ur tongue feel like u ate bunch ants which reminds my childhood would put ants my mouth and eat em except this time tastes good too spacefroggity Hey op think probably allergic citrus?

Quick Funny Tumblr Thread On Food Allergies

A funny Tumblr thread on various recipes from around the world | french recipes: if not making this paris then 's point. fuck italian recipes: use left leg meat pig one three farms this specific area tuscany, or this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically house thirdtimecharmed american recipes: buy these three cans stuff and put them pan congrats cooked

Tumblr Thread: Recipes From Around The World

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A Tumblr thread where cultures clash over the size of the UK | im--tnuc-deactivated20181220 don't know why, but think some Americans don't realise big UK is American Customer English right? Do know bookshop between Wales and Bristol has lots books my head: yeah mate know one. Classic. Love pop down there on cheeky break between work wanker lizq-vs--kitkatuprising continuous 48 states are is almost 39x size isle great britan 's answer

Tumblr Thread: Cultures Clash Over The Size Of The UK

A quick Tumblr post about a barista handling a tricky customer | taylortut y'all know john mulaney quote things crazy people say mean nothing them but everything every time hear quote think about got this light-up pen

Tumblr Post: Barista Handles Trickster Customer

Tumblr thread about a funny suspicious mob character | urbanfantasyinspiration Follow Ilike idea cop character who looks and acts like he's Mob He acts SUPER Italian >He always has some cousin can help them out on case (either as an informant or they can fix up car or whatever) and they're all different people, but they're all named Tony >Whenever he's interrogating suspect he always does borderline mob shit like sure would be shame if something were happen Hair and fashion sense are 10/10

Tumblr Thread: The Extremely Suspicious Not-Mob Guy

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A quick and relatable Tumblr thread on infuriating, entitled customers | glumshoe Some guy called park today and asked if have any outdoor snow activities coming up should soon said Weather permitting Weather permitting he asked Can clarify mean by mean provided gets cold enough said And why is necessary Because snow melts?

Quick Tumblr Thread On Infuriating, Entitled Customers

A Tumblr story about a trainer's boyfriend cheating on her, and then real life avengers assembling | throwtime about have fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees talk with him. Which she refuses.

Trainer's Boyfriend Cheats On Her, Real Life Avengers Assemble

Fun Tumblr thread points out how mundane things matter too, in history | oe just-shower-thoughts Imagine much historical knowledge wasn't written down because our ancestors thought idiot isn't going know this libertarian--princess So ancient Egypt's best friend basically called Punt. They traded all kinds fun stuff with them; ebony, incense, gold, silver,

Tumblr Thread: Mundane People Are Important To History

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A collection of funny moments from the minds of Tumblr | katy-l-wood Today at work girl at my register heatedly explaining her mother wearing dinosaur costume her school's decades day fact, perfectly acceptable because her teachers did not specify any particular decades. smallest-feeblest-boggart kids are alright Source: katy-l-wood

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Tumblr Thread on the collateral damage the Mythbusters caused | switch-up-snowfox Follow Oh cannonball ain't nothin compared esparto incident. nate2247 Follow now switch-up-snowfox Follow They were testing phrase "knock socks off" and because its mythbusters build team (which consists 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided go quarry near Esparto california test myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds ANFO detonation pretty damn big.

Tumblr Thread: Collateral Damage Caused by Mythbusters

cat staring at bananas tumblr thread | matzahball bought bunch bananas and l've caught Cleo staring at them every day since

Quick Tumblr Thread On Banana-Fixated Cat

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A Tumblr story combines the Star Wars and Marvel universes | steveharrington scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man could get tiny and just like hang out don't know if ever been lego castle but 's pretty sweet peter parker: u have no idea much physical pain having turn this offer down is causing but, north-star-lesbian Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee just make LEGO castle big

Tumblr Story: Avengers Meet The Death Star

A funny Tumblr thread about timelessly funny internet references | headspace-hotel S headspace-hotel forget Internet things would be incomprehensible 2 years ago phenomenon where is appreciation Internet things could show someone 3000 BC and be almost sure they'd get kick out 1 headspace-hotel

Tumblr Thread: Timelessly Entertaining Internet Gems

An entertaining and dark humored Tumblr thread about Thomas the Tank Engine | frog-and-toad-are-friends My favorite thing about Thomas Tank Engine is canonically takes place train post-apocalypse where Island Sodor is only safe zone totalitarian dystopia which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized repair If think kidding need read original books leonfroid could please direct source would feel much better if this validated.

Tumblr Thread: Thomas The Pain Engine

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A quick and educational Tumblr thread on the hidden meaning of Ratatouille's Chef Boyardee scene | upontheshelfreviews There's hidden level brilliance this moment: Chef Boyardee is known today his cheap out can pasta, but his native Italy he renowned expert chef. He reduced face microwaveable eateries after his death. Sound like anyone else this movie?

Tumblr Thread: Significance Of Ratatouille's Chef Boyardee Scene

A Tumblr thread on how movies paint unrealistic standards for men | cruxofargon know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she's RIGHT Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he cutting weight every single scene maintain his physique at 155 ever cut weight know horrible must have been. He did because they needed look Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn't last more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique look male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand

Tumblr Thread: Hollywood's Unrealistic Standards For Males

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58-year-old essential employee gets laid off 1 year before retiring, entire team quits out of loyalty, HR begs them to come back for double their original pay: 'I'll come back for 13 weeks'

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Former homeschooler begs parents not to homeschool their kids: 'If you think you'll be a good teacher, you're wrong'

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HR announces in-person office policy to fully remote team, sparking mass exodus: '[I] sent my resignation letter right there!'

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58-year-old employee gets let go, the rest of the department leaves, HR begs for employee to come back 4 months later: 'That's not going to work for me'

58-year-old employee gets let go, the rest of the department leaves, HR begs for employee to come back 4 months later: 'That's not going to work for me'

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