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A Tumblr post provides the Avatar and Batman crossover that we need. | damianwaynerocks Follow ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out banishment he would lose his mind. black hair? check. bad parent(s check. trauma? double check. bruce d get scar? zuko: my dad got mad at saying killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers his utilility s terrible do feel about capes. explorerrowan Follow Zuko: Do

Tumblr Post: The Batman x Avatar Crossover We Need

A Tumblr thread on how surprising it is that court reporters are able to keep a straight face | Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are book called Disorder Courts and are things people actually said court, word word, taken down and published by court reporters had torment staying calm while exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY first thing husband said morning? WITNESS: He said Where am Cathy ATTORNEY: And why did upset WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact?

Tumblr Thread On Ridiculous Overheards During Court Proceedings

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A Tumblr story about a terribly misunderstood toy named Evil Chancellor Traytor. | avian-american probablyjustamagpie Follow themanslayer Follow love fantasy its like king galamir mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye treacherous

Tumblr Story: The Terribly Misunderstood Evil Chancellor Traytor

A funny Tumblr post about kids' hilarious misunderstandings when it comes to recognizing faces. | anexperimentallife Follow Brian Wecht O @bwecht Audrey (6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes

Tumblr Post: Kids Don't Understand How Faces Work

A plumber accidentally ends up creating a metal snake monster. | my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there. At one point they had clogged toilet after guest checked out, so they called plumber come and clean out plumber came with his bag gear and set work, but clog stubborn. After few tries, he decided he needed get snake.

Tumblr Story: Plumber Accidentally Creates Metal Snake Ghost

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An entitled boomer learns they can't keep up with a service job. | lot them probably wouldn't last at job Last year had an internship at fancy office during day, and food service job at night. One ladies at office told she needed part-time job some extra cash, and let her know about an opening my food service job, described would be expected, all

Entitled Boomer Learns They Can't Handle Service Job

A family's Christmas vampire tradition gets very heated. | kaity--did Okay my house have strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village wraps all around our house through rooms and under trees and 's wonderful. Every year she hides Christmas Vampire

Tumblr Thread: Family's Christmas Vampire Tradition Gets Heated

Tumblr explains that kool-aid dyes leather | KoofAid LIQuid gunmetalskies Here's life-hack Apparently concentrated Kool-Aid can be used as pretty effective leather dye making drink while cutting snaps off some new straps my pauldrons and got curious, so tried thinking ok even if this works will just wash out Nope.

Tumblr Discovers Kool-Aid Will Dye Leather

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Tumblr on whether big bird is a predator | Some people might have been confused by fact Big Birds eyes are on front his head trait often seen predators. But truth is with no predators big enough challenge Bird doesn't really matter where his eyes are. Maybe his front facing eyes are an evolutionary holdover days his ancestors had hunt their food, who knows, nature is amazing any case he is definitely an herbivore now and can all be thankful snommelp Predators are more likely have front-facing

Tumblr Insists Big Bird Isn't an Apex Predator

tumblr user gets strange debt letter | cherryseltzer just got super predatory debt collection letter 113 debt citizens bank, who had an account with 16 (20 years ago letter appeared be an offer cancel debt if paid them $22.75. HOWEVER actual wording is amount debt is $113.77 and will accept $22.75 so, no MENTION canceling debt, but implication is there because many collectors current debt offer settle percentage.

Tumblr User's Weird Debt Notice Is Scary Money Lesson

A quick Tumblr post celebrates people's inner nerd tendencies. | fandomsandfeminism My favorite thing is listening people go into extreme detail about some micro- aspect some hobby they love know nothing about. My mother law loves bird watching other day she told about birder world is ROCKED with controversy about new Audubon society bird naming conventions, particularly their new guidelines on hyphenation.

Tumblr Post Celebrates People's Inner Nerd

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Employee proves that museum's security needs to be revamped | So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'll tell full story fandomlovingweirdo

Employee Points Out Security Concern, Nobody Listens, Robbery Ensues

Tumblr responds to art snob's Mona Lisa comment | There is much controversy art world over question whether or not clean fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed show original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as sheerness her shawl and pattern on neckline her dress, have become utterly obscured original, but restored copy they're perfectly clear blows my mind little bit look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine much

Tumblr Thread Comes Down on Uninformed Art Snob

An informative Tumblr thread about how humans go crazy without plants | zachsanomaiy Humans have never lived fully under ground or completely inclosed societies at any point human history part because need decent circadian rhythm sun and see plants and breathe fresh air But also because humans hallucinate and lose their minds if they are inclosed something with structural insecurities, like are legit predisposed go psycho So hear out Story plot:Everything is going fine with fifteen year space

Tumblr Post: Humans Need Their Plant Friends

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A quick Tumblr post about the ridiculous things that high schoolers say | WR writtenrain Follow Shit l've Heard High Schoolers Say Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything. Guys 's been three weeks since l've eaten vegetable At least have memes dull pain existence An AP student: Oh my god thought seven less than six

Quick Tumblr Post On Ridiculous High Schooler Sayings

A funny Tumblr post about a strange horticultural technique that flattens trees | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Seguir recently learned about horticultural technique called Espalier s funniest goddamn thing ever seen.

Tumblr Thread: Strange Horticultural Technique Is Terraria IRL