@ObviousPlant made these sins against canon and they are delightful.
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Via Mike Diva
Remember those old action figure commercials where GI Joe, Batman, and the Ninja Turtles would just crash through bricks and stuff? Well, this video harkens back to a day when figures like that reigned supreme.
LoneWolf, the only action figure bad enough to crash through a brick wall, is coming at you in all its nostalgic glory.
Play time’s over.
In conjunction with the upcoming live-action Beauty and the Beast movie, a new Belle doll has it the shelves, and it’s leaving people scratching their heads. It’s designed to look like Emma Watson, who plays Belle, but this doesn’t look like Emma Watson. Honestly, it just looks weird and off putting. Seeing it is a strange experience.
Twitter is blowing up trying to figure what this weird little plastic humanoid looks like. Check out some of the best responses.
Via What's Inside
The chopping action starts after 1:40. And just in case you forgot how annoying/great the Duck Army is/was...
You're welcome.
Via Amazon.com
Summer's almost over, but the fun can keep going all Autumn long with this Giant Cockroach Raft!
Just think--Dad puts the cover on the pool, you sneak out and hide this baby underneath it, next summer when he goes to open the pool BAM! HEART ATTACK!!
There's also this beauty that I'd love to ride:
I'm gonna ride this heat wave as long as possible, goddammit...
