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Jeff Wysaski of Obvious Plant makes weird and hilarious absurdist parody products. There's a good chance you've seen some images of them floating around the internet. Here's a few that split our sides and lifted our spirits.

A few of these bootlegs seem better than the originals. Not sure about Burggers but it's probably got to do with juicy buns filled with Grade-A Beef.

These people peeled back the veneer of nostalgia and really looked at what sucked about the times they grew up in.

The office is in turmoil. The stage is set. Revenge is best served hot. 

A lot of these are just two pieces of our childhoods slapped together into some kind of bootleg superhero-cartoon-fastfood monstrosity. Pretty cool.

Christmas is around the corner! Still time to get your kid that Parkachoo and a half-off Woody from Toy Story 6.

How could not love these bootleg monstrosities? 

Build-A-Bear's intentions were pure and wholesome, but reality brutally shattered any positive expectations they might've had. On Thursday the promotional event to sell bears at whatever price the customer's age was, completely blew up in their face. The event literally shut down before some malls were even able to open up shop. Guess they underestimated the present, aggressive demand for building bears...

Christmas is around a few corners, so there's still time to get that Spoder-man action figure for your kid.

Sometimes there is balance in the universe.

Grab your Goochi purse, lace up your Air Jardos and enjoy this bootleg bonanza.

Halloween's in a few months! Who wants to be Plumber Boy? Maybe someone from Star Wart?

Christmas is around a few corners! There's still time to get your kid that Incredible Hunk action figure they wanted.

Couldn't have thought about it for just half a second longer, could you?

When what was promised was not quite delivered.

"You certainly don't see that every day."

WHY do they exist? WHO are these people? We'll never know but here are some more peculiar cursed images to really shock your socks off!