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Christmas Nostalgia Straight from the 80s

If you're just a horrible adult who needs pictures of Christmas morning to revitalize your holiday spirit, then here you go. If your family sucked at Christmas and you just wanna hate on all these kids that got what they wanted, you're free to do that too. Here's some more nostalgia for 80s and 90s kids. Going back further, here are some horrifically weird old-timey Christmas cards.

Photos of toys on Christmas morning from the 80s | excited child from the 80s holding a box labeled ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM Nintendo ACTION SET. bunch of kids under a christmas tree posing with a bike, a spaceship lego set and a large dog plushie
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Tumblr Story: The Terribly Misunderstood Evil Chancellor Traytor

This hilarious Tumblr story centers on a childhood game that a couple kids would play with their respective action figures. Unfortunately, within that league of action figures was a horribly misunderstood lad named Evil Chancellor Traytor. The poor homie would regularly fill out his diary with his various wholesome escapades, while other action figures in the community were busy badmouthing him behind his back. The Chancellor just couldn't overcome his name. It's a true shame. 

A Tumblr story about a terribly misunderstood toy named Evil Chancellor Traytor. | avian-american probablyjustamagpie Follow themanslayer Follow love fantasy its like king galamir mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye treacherous
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Tumblr Thread: Radical Adventures Of An Extreme Chompin T-Rex

Whenever life and its endless procession of curveballs gets you down, it can help uplift the spirits by remembering that Wexter is out there living her best life. She fearlessly conquers the unknown, and does so with nothing short of an admirable amount of enthusiasm. But, would you expect anything less from an extreme chompin' T-Rex? Of course not. 

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about a human befriending a cat that doesn't meow.

A funny Tumblr thread about the adventures of an extreme chompin T-Rex | TYRANNOSAURUS REX 29.90 WORLD walking through toy aisle at Target found this thing and had VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK JP first came out and they had bunch REALLY COOLT Rex toys would have sold one my scrawny small-child limbs but my mother wouldn't get one because they were "too violent and also ate people bunjywunjy hnn WANT SO BAD
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Tumblr Thread: Wholesome Adventures Of Wexter The T-Rex

Sometimes, we need to lean on the internet to provide our worried, overactive minds a welcomed recess from the stresses of the world. Now more than ever, we can all benefit from some time observing Wexter the Chompin T-Rex's series of hilarious adventures. May Wexter live on forever in Tumblr history. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about humans doing cool space things.

A funny Tumblr thread about the ridiculous adventures of a toy T-Rex | walking through toy aisle at Target found this thing and had VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK JP first came out and they had bunch REALLY COOL T Rex toys would have sold one my scrawny small-child limbs but my mother wouldn't get one because they were "too violent and also ate people bunjywunjy hnn WANT SO BAD
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Mom Discovers Dinosaur Toys, Assumes They're Bad News

This kid was clearly just appreciating how dang cool those grow-your-dinosaur toys are. I mean, who wouldn't want to grow a dinosaur if they had the chance. 

Mom assumes that grow-your-dinosaur toys are actually a substance of some kind | mom Details Can put black calculator mailbox please Mj needs her SAT Sure, is room?
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Why do the work yourself when you can get a mini-excavator to do it for you? This dude's a hero. 

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An Unhealthy Indulgence of Fast Food Nostalgia

Most people who grew up in the 80s and 90s remember the peculiar angular pastel interior of a fast food place, the lawlessness of a McDonald's play place, the absolute need to get a specific happy meal toy, and the peculiar flavor of Hi-C orange drink. What a weird time. If this gets your nostalgia motot running, here's some 90s nostalgia from simpler times.

Ads, toys and pictures from 80s and 90s fast food nostalgia | wwen PAPY oe PLUNAS McDonald's Happy Meal ty teenie BEANIE BABIES PAMINIO teenie GOE April 11-May 15, 1997 HOO TUILE Also available! New Toddler Toys | bucket s finger lickin good Kentucky Fried Chicken
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90s Nostalgia from Simpler Times

At this point we can pretty conclusively say that there have been simpler times. So here are some memory-jogging images of things like toys and TV shows for people who grew up in the 90s and maybe a little bit into the early 00s. Hey man, it's something. And here are some nostalgic memes for the 80s and 90s kids.

90s Nostalgia toys, tv shows and school supplies | Wishbone the dog dressed like a detective in a coat and hat and wearing glasses | clear tubes of jelly with fake fish floating inside
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Tumblr Thread: Grow-In-Water-Egg Cracks, Monster Pops Out

Wow, Tumblr does it again with a wild little thread that involves a strange toy egg cracking, and some kind of monster surfacing. Seriously, behold that awful creation. Kind of hilarious and uncomfortable at the same time. We love it. 

A toy egg cracks, and then a weird monster baby thing pops out | Grow Babies Play Vistns Ages 5. Criçinal Size Amusing! Funnyi eNovel about week ago found this goodwill, one those "grow water" toys but there's no pictures might be inside besides awful baby clipart, and am insanely curious about whats actually egg 15 hour adventure starting now
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Valuable Collections People Regret Getting Rid Of

We all like to think, in our own nostalgic haze, that our old toys would be worth something today. In actuality, most of your old magazines, cards and complete collection of McDonald's Transformers probably aren't worth anything. But in some rare cases, people realize 20 years after the fact that their mom threw away thousands of dollars worth of stuff. On the other side of things, here are stupid purchases people regret making.

Things people regret getting rid of because they're valuable now | DinaDinaDinaBatman 24.7k points 10 hours ago had complete collection teenage mutant ninja turtles figures packed them into box and put them away then later looking them couldn't find them asked my mother oh those threw them out weren't playing with them anymore"
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Tumblr Story: An Unsung Hero With A Heart Of Gold

So, this Tumblr story is a wildly enjoyable trip. The plot line, politics, drama, etc. really immerse the reader's mind in a different realm for a while. It's fun. Pour one out for Evil Chancellor Traytor who just wanted to improve the lives of those around him, while those very people assumed he had nothing but dark intentions. A true saga of the unsung hero. 

Creative Tumblr story about an unsung hero with a heart of gold | feynites my sister and were kids had this one action figure, who actually brutalized batman doll without his cape dog chewed half his head, too who dubbed 'Evil Chancellor Traytor idea fictional society our toys chancellor' just came with word 'evil front as matter ancient tradition. Like 'grand' or 'high' or something along those lines.
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Dude Uses Free Time to Sort Through Ocean Plastic

Rob Arnold has spent a dizzying amount of time sifting through washed up litter, and has some interesting and informative things to say about the plastic he's seen. Some of this stuff can even be traced back to specific incidents from decades ago, which is crazy to think about.

Guy on Facebook sorts through ocean plastic and finds interesting things | Rob's post 's always good can date found item. Here have give-away toy by Kelloggs 1958! Incredibly will have been laying environment 62 years! | Lego flippers Tokio Express container spill off Landsend 1997. These flippers have been marine environment 23 years! This particular pair looking almost like new, still connected sprue. Where have they been all this time?
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This wonderful clip from 1994 has made the round many a time. It's no surprise. We get to watch an amped up Vin Diesel talk about his passion for the Street Sharks Toys. Apparently, the leather vest had to be there as well. Right on, Vin.