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If you suspect you're bad at your job, let's find the people responsible for putting braille onto a bumpy background and making the most climb-able "security" gate you've ever seen. Don't worry, you're not the worst at your job.

If the intent was to replicate the originals, these off-brands really screwed the pooch.

The holiday season is coming up! You might be able to save some money on gifts by getting your friends and family some of this derivative crap.

Jeff Wysaski of Obvious Plant makes weird and hilarious absurdist parody products. There's a good chance you've seen some images of them floating around the internet. Here are some that made us quake with laughter.

Jeff Wysaski of Obvious Plant makes weird and hilarious absurdist parody products. There's a good chance you've seen some images of them floating around the internet. Here's a few that split our sides and lifted our spirits.

A few of these bootlegs seem better than the originals. Not sure about Burggers but it's probably got to do with juicy buns filled with Grade-A Beef.

These people peeled back the veneer of nostalgia and really looked at what sucked about the times they grew up in.

The office is in turmoil. The stage is set. Revenge is best served hot. 

A lot of these are just two pieces of our childhoods slapped together into some kind of bootleg superhero-cartoon-fastfood monstrosity. Pretty cool.

Christmas is around the corner! Still time to get your kid that Parkachoo and a half-off Woody from Toy Story 6.

Ahh, the joys of parenting. Rearing your offspring from infancy just so that they can destroy everything you own, love, and aspire to be. Not to say that there aren't perks to being a parent, but this post is not about those things. This post is about when you have to remember how much you love you child when they destroy your new flatscreen TV, your car or one of your body parts. I'm not exaggerating. The brave parents of Reddit shared the very worst things their children have destroyed, and I'm secretly glad that I don't have kids yet. 

How could not love these bootleg monstrosities? 

Build-A-Bear's intentions were pure and wholesome, but reality brutally shattered any positive expectations they might've had. On Thursday the promotional event to sell bears at whatever price the customer's age was, completely blew up in their face. The event literally shut down before some malls were even able to open up shop. Guess they underestimated the present, aggressive demand for building bears...

Christmas is around a few corners, so there's still time to get that Spoder-man action figure for your kid.

Sometimes there is balance in the universe.

Grab your Goochi purse, lace up your Air Jardos and enjoy this bootleg bonanza.